By Anonymous - 31/10/2009 19:40 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a terrible stomach bug. I quickly jumped off the toilet and crouched over the bowl. I vomited with such force that I splashed the shitty water back into my face. FML
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CH33RL34D3R 0

THAT's when the shit hits the fan...

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replaceme 0

awww, that sucks, sweet! FYL!

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603050294 0

I'm thinking the same thing. How could you not flush?

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pyros09 0

Maybe because she had to urgently vomit and didn't have time to flush, did you consider that?

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jpreasy4 0

clearly you've never had food poisoning dumbfuck

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prydeboi16 0

I had fish and chips then got on a boat. and then turns out the fish gave me food poisoning. with only one bathroom near the my parents bed room it was a ling smelly night

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girlwithmoodeyes 0

um, actually ive had F.P. when your getting down to crouch you flush, so that way when you throw up its already flushing everything else..

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wordgirl 0

That's very awful. :P Funny as heck, though.

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jennam_fml 4

Why didn't you just throw up in the sink or tub? If I just shat in a toilet and felt the urge to throw up, I would have waddled to the sink or tub.

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bibi_nette 14

Because if all people were that quick-minded, this site would serve 30% less.

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Intoxicunt 5

Just remember to get the order right: Sit, squirt, flush. Kneel, hurl, flush. You'll have big problems if you sit and hurl or kneel and squirt. Also, the "flush" is a crucial step. You almost got it right.

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perdix 29

That would be the perfect time for the school bully to walk in and give you a swirly.

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fatherpunk 1

I always have a fear that's gonna happen to me. I'm glad it was you.

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fuckyourdogslife 0

YDI for letting things come out both ends.

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