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By fuuuuck - 28/01/2010 00:27 - Canada

Today, I had a very important test. Last night, I'd had such bad leg pains that I couldn't sleep, so I took two very strong painkillers and went to sleep pain-free. I apparently accidentally overdosed, because when I woke up, I couldn't see properly or even stand up. And I missed my test. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2010 09:34 - United States

Today, I had a headache when I woke up for school. I had final exams that day, so I took what I thought were 2 advils. They were two sleeping pills. FML

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By BigToe - 26/04/2011 16:00 - United States

Today, I broke my toe. My mom didn't think it was necessary to take me to hospital, opting to give me some painkillers instead. They were so strong that I fell asleep for an hour during my exam. FML

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By Budhvaraddams - 30/01/2023 18:30

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2011 17:58 - United States

Today, I took a major test, worth half my grade, not realizing that there were questions on the back of the sheet. FML

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By StillDrowsy - 09/10/2009 12:29 - United States

Today, I woke up in the hallway. I took a sleeping pill the night before to get a good sleep in for work, but it turns out it was too strong. I got dizzy and passed out on my way to my bed, fell in the hall and chipped my two front teeth, and slept there - straight through work the next day. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/02/2013 07:50 - United States - Tucson

Today, as I was leaving for my chemistry exam, I stepped on one of the countless sheets of chemistry notes that littered the floor following last night's studying. I managed to slip and knock myself out in my own living room. FML

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By CoolGuy69 - 12/09/2016 11:53 - Sweden - Mölnlycke

Today, I studied all night for a big test. I ended up falling asleep on the bus ride there. I woke up in a different province. FML

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By eminem blows cock - 15/06/2012 16:41 - Ireland - Kilflynn

Today, after having stayed up all night studying, all the coffee I'd drank to keep me awake hit my gut with a vengeance. I ended up missing two exams because I was emptying my bowels into the toilet all morning. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2013 17:43 - United States - Omaha

Today, I've been awake for nearly three days due to homework and my mom's wedding preparations, so I took some Adderall to keep me awake at school. I took too much, totally zoned out in class, became hopelessly fascinated by my own hand, and was accused of doing drugs. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2020 05:01

Today, I had a maths test and I realised that I'd studied the wrong topics. The teacher said the test would be difficult and I stayed up till 1 a.m. just to be prepared. FML

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Thursday 28 January 2010 9:38

Over-the-counter painkillers are not strong enough to give you that reaction just by taking two of them, even if they're "extra-strength". So YDI. There are only a few possibilities: - By "two very strong painkillers" you meant that you mixed two different types of painkillers. - You took painkillers that were prescribed rather than over-the-counter. Sub-possibilities: - - You took painkillers prescribed for someone else. - - You took more than the doctor-recommended dose. - You mixed painkillers with alcohol, or other drugs (whether prescribed or recreational) without knowing the effects/contacting your doctor. No matter how it happened, you did something pretty epically retarded.

Scourge87 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 10:43

Taking "strong" painkillers without any prescription or control = not too smart. Taking two doses simultaneously or mixing drugs = pretty frigging dumb. Sorry about your leg and test OP, but YDI no doubt.

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Monkey_Man_03 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 21:18

How can you "accidently" overdose? Dumbass.

thesunshotme 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 22:09

You can accidentally overdose if you're a dumbass.

smexyy 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 22:02

ohh

brandon0692 0

Friday 29 January 2010 2:52

dumbass.. its not overdose unless you die

ChibiChibi_fml 27

Friday 29 January 2010 3:30

Overdose describes the ingestion or application of a drug or other substance in quantities greater than are recommended or generally practiced- Wikipedia Overdose: To administer too large a dose or too many doses to - dictionary definition You don't have to die, you just have to take too much of something. You should perhaps know the definition of the word before you start calling anyone else a dumb ass.

blakXrat 3

Sunday 31 January 2010 19:27

agreed. technically you dont have to even be negatively affected by an overdose. Like taking 4 Asprin at once instead of the recommended 2

Malinkrot 3

Friday 29 January 2010 4:30

4 Loratabs is nothing. I've seen people shoot up 4 30 mg roxycotins or oxycontin 80's and be fine...

kiwijello 0

Friday 29 January 2010 7:58

lol betcha this was for you diploma exam, that sucks so much. i almost did kinda the same thing except the pills just made me so sleepy the next morning i almost didnt make my self get outta bed.

steph8608 0

Friday 29 January 2010 9:40

#3 FTW!!

lovetoday_fml 0

Friday 29 January 2010 18:01

the same thing happened to me! except i wasn't trying to sleep, I was just taking pills for fun. I woke up the next day and I wasn't able to walk or hear correctly. I fell down my stairs.

dmc0143 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 9:44

Oh, I've done this. I had such a terrible terrible toothache that I had a friend bring me some pain pills that she had left over from her appendectomy, and I took them (after I had already taken pretty much every OTC pill I could get my hands on) and my vision blacked out and I couldn't stand up, so I stumbled into the living room and told my dad I was dying and he needed to take me to the hospital, but he just told me to go sleep it off, and I was fine the next morning.