By PanFace - 13/10/2009 06:54 - Australia

Today, I had an argument with my wife. I told her to get back in the kitchen. How does she respond? By doing what I told her to do, and returning to hit me with a frying pan. FML
I agree, your life sucks 11 116
You deserved it 121 356

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Tooo bad it wasn't an iron skillet. LOL he deserves it

Yeah, his command was an act of genius & worked out so well didn't it. He's lucky she didn't come back with a butcher's knife.

Comments

Completely agree with donkey_hang_down :D

mrose57 0

Not for the first time I'm wishing I could vote YDI several hundred (or thousand!) times. You asshole!! I hope the next thing she hits you with is a divorce document!

You totally deserved it. I like your wife. :)

I hope someday when you get married (if you ever do) you say something sexist to your husband and he smacks the shit out of you for it. Then I hope you call domestic abuse and their reply is "You deserve it".

flyboy57 0

Haha! This has got to be one of my favorite FMLs.

You did the right thing man, she shouldn't be leaving the kitchen. Perhaps you made the chain too long?

Oh how witty, well done. I can see you obviously are good with the ladies.

Tippssy 0

The only FML here is that you were too weak to take the pan out of her hands and put her in her place.

Hellsno 0

Hahahahahahhaaaaa...you did tell her to go back in the kitchen. She was just following your prickish orders. You got what you deserved

disturbedchic 0

Your wife is full of win. YDI