Wow, you know my parents had that exact same scene about three months before they decided to divorce.

I hate to break it to you, but when you're having an argument with your spouse, making sexist remarks isn't the smartest thing. Personally it sounds to me like you were trying to a jackass on purpose in some way to make things unserious, but you chose the wrong jackass statement to make. Shoulda said something she would laugh at or couldn't counter. Like, I dunno, something about Jews, or her mother, or something... Something she would realize you were just being stupid about. May piss her off more, but it usually is the kind that results in "HMPH!"-stomp-off reaction.

Never tell your wife to go back into the kitchen for 2 reasons: 1: it's just plain sexist. 2: She'll probably find a blunt object to smack you in the head, gut or groin with. Here's an example: meat cleaver+groin=neutering

What she did was extremely WRONG, but if this is one isolated incident, it does not make one an abuser.

FYL Waste of a good frying pan. And my boyfriend and I play wrestle all the time, but I would NEVER hit him with a frying pan! There are much more effective ways to tell a guy you are pissed off (unplugging his Xbox and hiding the power cord, withholding sex etc etc)

An ambulance might have carried me away to the hospital ER, but F.T. Blount's Funeral Home would have carried her dead ass away.

first off I am sorry for all u who hate Jesus but we get along great so yeah he didn't lie! and what does this have to do with this story! just an excuse to slander his name! he is great. and as for the post... well that does sound like he told her in a sexiest way to try and set her in her place! so i think he might think twice next time huh!

YDI for being a misogynistic asshole. I really hope her next move was to LEAVE and not come back. *******.

Funny? Hell Yeah, This would be more awesome if it was true, your an aussie mate this joke is a national favorite

"Men don't deserve this, because they are not permanently biologically bound to the belief that women should be oppressed. Most men think that women should express standard rights..." What a cute imagination you have. Do ALL men think the same way? No way. Are there still men (and a fair good amount, I should add) that think women were, are and always will be inferior to them? Absolutely. Are there still men that feel women should not be able to express any rights? Yes. To the OP: I think what you said was horribly sexist and uncalled for? Yes, absolutely! What time period do you live in where you think making a remark like that is acceptable? Do I feel you deserve to be hit with a frying pan? No...a witty remark would have sufficed and maybe having oven mitts should have been thrown at you (lol). To the poster of the comment I was originally replying to: Thank you for using proper spelling and grammar. It made (parts of) your argument valid and caught the attention of other FMLers.