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By PanFace - 13/10/2009 06:54 - Australia

Today, I had an argument with my wife. I told her to get back in the kitchen. How does she respond? By doing what I told her to do, and returning to hit me with a frying pan. FML

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You deserved it 121 362

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By Anonymous - 09/04/2017 16:00

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By Juan Carr - 02/02/2024 08:00 - United Kingdom - Edinburgh

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By itsevenworse - 07/08/2021 00:01 - France

Today, my wife is giving me the silent treatment and has locked herself in the bedroom, all because I politely asked her to put the dishcloth away when she was done with it. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2011 02:31 - United States

Today, my husband and I got into an argument. I tried to assault him with a laptop. He yelled, "Don't hit me with the computer." My apartment neighbor yelled through the wall, "Do what you gotta do, girl." FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2023 02:00

Today, my wife picked a fight with a guy twice my size, then expected me to “man up and teach the bitch a lesson.” I’m not insane so I of course refused to fight, then she locked me out of the house for embarrassing her in front of her sisters. I want a frisking divorce. FML

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By Z…… - 14/11/2012 00:43 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend snapped at me for being lazy and incompetent, and declared that if I was going to behave like a child, she would be treating me like one. This includes safety-proofing the house, talking to me like a 3-year-old and slapping me with a wooden spoon when I do something wrong. FML

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By Mouhahaa - 09/05/2012 03:48 - France

Today, my wife stabbed my hand with a fork, making it bleed. I'd only tried to take some fries from her plate. FML

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By crapedup - 10/10/2011 23:11 - United States

Today, I mentioned to my wife that we should try marriage counseling. She responded by denying it while throwing a carton of milk at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2024 23:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my wife blamed me for the washing machine breaking. When I told her it wasn’t me because I haven’t used it this week, she immediately changed direction and started blaming me for not doing enough around the house, which is utter bullshit. I know I do my share, I think she just wanted to fight. FML

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influenza54 1

Tuesday 13 October 2009 16:18

Tooo bad it wasn't an iron skillet. LOL he deserves it

IdolChatter 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 16:13

Yeah, his command was an act of genius & worked out so well didn't it. He's lucky she didn't come back with a butcher's knife.

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Batman1887 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 20:52

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. She wins.

oystercultviking 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 21:02

What the hell is it with this new "women belong in the kitchen" resurgence? And why is everyone so offended? We all know it's not going to happen. Like ever. To any self-respecting woman, at least. :] I think it's a brainwashing technique by the government to get dangerous women out of business affairs. Because we all know women are better. It's just a fact. Sorry, the Man.

Bassline 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 21:09

I love you.

Witchcraft_fml 4

Tuesday 13 October 2009 21:11

I hope it hurt. :]

Fresh2death2021 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 21:14

Way to lay the smackdown dude, and who the **** is writing auto biographies??? That's so annoying

doggie3 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 21:32

I hope it hurt. Like hell.

South_Park_Shay 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 21:34

You sexist bastard.

GreenHacker 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 21:38

Way to be sexist yourself. You think because of that comment it verifies the domestic abuse? Imagine if the girl said something sexist to the guy, and he responded by slapping her. The guy would be arrested in minutes for domestic abuse and shunned by everyone in society. People like you give womankind a bad name.

TysonFawlay 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 21:45

He said something sexist, she assaulted him with a weapon. I'll call you ugly, South_Park_Shay, and even if you kill me, you'll still be really ugly and disgusting. :)

CaptainBlake 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 21:43

You're an idiot, but you didn't deserve to be hit in the face with a pan. File domestic abuse charges, and teach her a lesson. You're still an idiot, though.

oogyboogy 6

Tuesday 13 October 2009 21:49

I Cinda gree with some of you the commet deserved something but a fryin pan is to much it's fine to say jokig around with our freinds but you can't say it to your wife