Love: Today, I had an elaborate plan to ask this girl to Prom, and...

By Kaeyne - 24/03/2009 15:41 - United States

Today, I had an elaborate plan to ask this girl to Prom, and it was going to take a few minutes to set up. I asked my friend to distract her. He decided to distract her by asking her to Prom. She said "Yes". FML

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By promposer - 04/04/2016 18:55 - United States - Dobbs Ferry

Today, I asked a girl to prom by having 5 friends hold up signs saying "P-R-O-M-?" while I snuck up behind her. She said yes... to my friend holding the "?", who she thought was the one asking her. FML

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By anonymous - 20/04/2016 03:09 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, I asked a short girl to prom by making a "You must be this tall to say no" sign. She grabbed a chair, stood on it, and then said no. FML

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By bruh - 28/03/2017 20:00

Today, I asked my girlfriend to prom. Instead of saying yes, she broke up with me. FML

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By Omydayz - 29/03/2016 23:03 - United States - Fremont

Today, after telling a friend I was contemplating asking a girl to prom, my friend took my phone, told me to have some balls, and texted the girl asking her to prom. She said no, because I asked her over text instead of in person. She refuses to believe I didn't send the text. FML

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By thisrllysucks - 05/09/2009 14:16 - United States

Today, I was going to ask this girl I love to homecoming. I set up a scavenger hunt, and my friend led her through it. At the end of the scavenger hunt I had a note that said, "Homecoming?" She said yes and hugged my friend. When I told her it was me who was asking, she laughed and said no. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/07/2009 23:04 - United States

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 3 years. I got reservations for a romantic dinner, and at the end, fireworks would spell out my proposal. The whole thing had taken weeks to plan out and had cost me a lot of money. She proposed to me at a subway station first. FML

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Noped outta there

By SmileEveryday - 17/03/2009 20:44 - United States

Today, I decided to ask my friend to the school dance, which is one where the girls ask the guys. I spent hours placing signs down his street so he would see them on his way home. As I was waiting in his driveway with balloons, I saw his car reverse and go in the opposite direction. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2012 06:29 - Canada - Calgary

Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML

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By LoveStinks - 18/08/2016 10:56

Today, I asked a girl what time she'd like me to pick her up for our date tonight. She didn't know what I was talking about. It seems like, after months of sweaty palms, nervous smiles, and awkward sentences, I only dreamed she said yes to going out. FML

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By jake - 12/08/2012 15:49 - United States - Bend

Today, I invited my girlfriend over to a family lunch, planning to propose to her at just the right moment. My family was in on it, including my apparently disapproving mom, who kept causing a scene to grab my girlfriend's attention every time I went to pull out the ring. FML

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neonoodle 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 20:08

what a bastard.

fosizzlemynizzlE 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 20:09

wow, what a dick. that sucks dude...

Comments

MTL_er 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 8:14

Haha owned, shoulda sucked it up and done it. Altho douche move by the friend.

TVC15 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 8:20

Woow, that's a really crappy thing to do to a friend :S But, you should've just gone for it and not come up with a wild elaborate plan, that needs to be "set up"...that just makes you look really immature anyways xD

wichitagirl87 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 8:56

what a backstabbing POS friend!! Now you need an elaborate plan to get back at him! aw and it's cute you were trying to impress her.. too bad it backfired in your face

Penguines 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 11:33

Did you tell him your whole plan? If you didn't, there's your problem.

kevinsoasian 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 11:44

time to slap a ho! and beat a bitch!

Jem0_0 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 13:17

D'oh!!!

truelyajerk 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 14:36

Ah ha ha ha ha thats funny. He is your friend, and she is just a girl. Your friend first, the girl you have yet to date second, third, or last. Chances are you were both interested and you unlike him was not observant enough to realize that. Shake his hand and bear no grudges because you gave him an opportunity. Maybe he had an elaborate plan as well, and you just spurred him to abandon it.

mikeloyst 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 17:59

How to get back at him: 1: Go get a hooker, but dont do anything with her, just swab her ****** and throw her out of the car. 2: Take said cotton swab and rub all over your friends toothbrush. He will now have some sort of disease. 3: When girl sees that he has a disgusting disease on his mouth, make sure you tell her its an STD. Then ask her to prom.