By Kaeyne - 24/03/2009 15:41 - United States

Today, I had an elaborate plan to ask this girl to Prom, and it was going to take a few minutes to set up. I asked my friend to distract her. He decided to distract her by asking her to Prom. She said "Yes". FML
I agree, your life sucks 281 249
You deserved it 47 567

Same thing different taste

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Want to get even? Make sure you take the girl aside, ALONE THIS TIME, and tell her, 'Hey I heard you're going to the prom with Douchebag, but I just wanted you to know how much I liked you. I was going to do X, Y and Z. I know you're already committed, I'm just telling you because I wanted it to be special because you are special...and I wanted you to know how I felt.' No guilt trip, nothing, just all about her, and you just wanted her to know. Then you make sure that one of her friends *knows* the story about how your friend ****** you over. If you don't know her friends, tell someone with a really big ******* mouth who will get righteously angry and be sure to tell the girl. THEN...you talk with the girl again and say, 'Hey...listen, I never meant for that to get out. Soandso found out about it (hell even fake talk on your phone within hearing of her friends! get it out that way) and, I didn't want you to know because I didn't want your prom to be anything less than the perfectly special day it should be for you. Because that's what you deserve. I can't justify what douchebag did, and I could never do that to a friend, but when I look in your eyes...I know why he took that chance. Betcha $10 you'll have that prom date. ;)

#125 is right the date would be his if he said those things to her like "I just want you to be happy" He would deffinetly get herrr(:

I like how #120 just took the suggestions from all the other posts and put them together. Nonetheless, great plan. Haha.

fam_surprise 0

ok... for all you people saying "maybe the friend didn't know?" Don't you think he would only have a best friend be the one distracting the girl? If it was me, i wouldnt just have some random friend do it. If it was his best friend i'm pretty sure he would have known the guy's plan about asking the girl and therefore knew why he had to distract her. And even if it wasn't a best friend, don't you think the friend would have at least asked why he was supposed to be distracting her? and even if he didnt ask why, if he had any brain at all he would have at least realized that something was up between the guy and they girl if he wanted her to be distracted for a little bit.

first of all, you friends a asshole that would only be acceptable if he to liked her however if he was aware that you liked her and you were planning to ask her then hes just a douchebag i personally think you should come back and bag a better looking girl to go with you, or even ask his sister if he has one thats of a age you can ask..

ur friend is an asshole i wouldnt be friend with him any more

dude, sounds like a really ******* funny movie. but still, that sucks. You could do his mom in return, what do you think?

paintballgnf 0

thts prolly one of the most funniest things ive herd in a long time.. ur friends a pimp