By RC3Welly - 09/03/2012 22:58 - United States

Spicy
Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML
I agree, your life sucks 769
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Same thing different taste

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Pull out method doesn't work. You're ****** for life.

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That's what you get for doing it with a stranger with no rubber. I mean really when it comes down to not using any protection try to get a bj or hj man. or at least get the seran wrap and a rubberband

skidbubble 0

just so you know, if you had put it in her ass, she won't be getting pregnant. she deserves it for pulling a devious and decietful stunt like this. no lube.

yeah kinda what i would expect from two people that think pulling out is acceptable form of birth control, or any where near as good as a condom

sorry I'm a bit stupid,can someone explaine to me what the pull out method is????

wait are you serious, it means pulling the snake out of the cage motha licka

YOU SHOULD HAVE PUNCHED THAT BITCH IN THE FACE!

Baylorbound2012 0

I've got two words for you OP: FALCON!!... PUNCH!!!. It solves teen pregnancy and it can work for you. :)