By RC3Welly - 09/03/2012 22:58 - United States

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Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML
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Anony_fml 0

Pull out method doesn't work. You're ****** for life.

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billings65 0

you have a kid yet?

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Neall_fml 0

That is really fkd up man is she pregnant now ??

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dimondbanga 0

ouch. what did you do?

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FYLnotMINE88 0

headbutts do wonders in tight situations

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FUmissdaisy 0

hahaha she better be bomb as fuuuuu

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LemonMan 0

Coulda used a candy bar wraper (Twinkie) or put some paper towls/tissues around it...I mean cmon get creative

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Mr_26 0

well it's been bout 9 months… what happened?

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