By RC3Welly - 09/03/2012 22:58 - United States

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Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML
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Anony_fml 0

Pull out method doesn't work. You're ****** for life.

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ImOnlySleeping_G 0

wait, so are you a dad now?

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hilhal 0

bizzzzayyy I hope you go to hell. for saying that you would murder a baby. rot in hell

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CinnaMa 0

#1109 fuccin idiot.!. mornin after pill ne one?!?

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grampa_pubes666 0

possiblity of baby and sexually transmitted disease?! I hope both fir you :] and pulling out works dip *****. I'm living proof. ha. ha.

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pokewolfey 6

hey, think about it; maybe she'll be too hungover in the morning that she won't remember the baby's daddy. and if she calls you or sees you anywhere, and says you got her pregnant, say you have no idea who she is and don't EVER take a DNA test! good luck

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trishay 0

Don't worry, most sperm don't make it there. :) All of your swimmers could be tired and/or dead.

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RC3Welly 0

So I can't believe my shitty night turned into the most commented FML post of all time... thanks for all the advice and the "you're an idiot" comments... I know, I was a complete moron, but life lessons are learned through mistakes.. anyway become a fan of the this FML on Facebook at: http://www.facebook.com/search/?q=be+my+baby%27s+daddy&init=quick#/pages/BE-MY-BABYS-DADDY-The-best-FML-of-all-time/268052971814?ref=search&sid=666566148.554133297..1

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Rebap 4

lol! "it's ok u can pull out ". few minutes later. "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!". LMAO LOL that's going in the books

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