By RC3Welly - 09/03/2012 22:58 - United States

Spicy
Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML
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Anony_fml 0

Pull out method doesn't work. You're ****** for life.

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caleismyth 5

and I quote "an abortion can cost a ballin n*gga up to 50g maby even 100 them gold diggin b*che's be gettin pregnant on purpose strap up my n*gga's"

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v8rax 0

1071 she wanted the kid can't you read

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YANKS2728 0

this is my favorite fml lol

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MNM222 0

oh dude props!!!! hahaha

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poptron8 0

if u think she's spunky cover ur monkey

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TheBeaner12 0

ha.. At least she was willing!

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rashott 0

take her Hores back riding!

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fleshoffthegril 4

you are ******* stupid

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Zunexpected 0

tht really sucks

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