By RC3Welly - 09/03/2012 22:58 - United States

Spicy
Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML
I agree, your life sucks 776
You deserved it 1 824

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Pull out method doesn't work. You're ****** for life.

Comments

missmoo1214 0

hahahahahahhaha that like was funny. but at the same time WTF!!

doomfromheaven 0

Lol, dude. That sucks, but I laughed my butt off at the same time...

KBev 0

Me and my boyfriend laugh about this all the time. We almost role played it once haha Im glad you posted this, and I dont think your an idiot.

yo at least thats sexy lol gud luck being a dad

thats when u force feed her the morning after pill

Sakeyaki 0

I nearly shit my pants reading this. srsly. Thanks for that.

Shownis182 0

I totally favorite'd this, even though it sucks big time for you. Bitches are crazy, cant even have a decent one night stand anymore haha .

329329 0

Moral of this story: Dont have sex with Strangers without a Condom!! But really if it wasnt a baby it would have been an STD. Sorry though cause we all make mistakes, but this story made my day. =)

women like that give the normal ones a bad rap. wow. i guess you learned your lesson...