By RC3Welly - 09/03/2012 22:58 - United States

Spicy
Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML
I agree, your life sucks 776
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Same thing different taste

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Pull out method doesn't work. You're ****** for life.

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That's when you slap the bitch. PUNCH HER IN THE ****

theoldGP 0

hahah you would have been her dad regardless pulling out doesnt work.. for many reasons including pre-cum

#19 that's hilarious, and i'm totally a sick bastard for thinking that. but yeah, pull out does not work and you're royally screwed now

heyllo_fml 0

hahahahahahhahahahahah FAVOURITE one , by far.