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By Julie is in pain - 06/07/2012 17:11 - Australia - Rydalmere

Today, I had eight teeth removed in preparation for getting my braces fitted. My winter break will now consists of barely being able to sleep or eat, tasting blood, and looking like a goofy-ass chipmunk. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2010 19:10 - Ireland

Today, I got hit in the mouth with a hockey stick and lost four teeth. Yesterday I got my braces of six years removed. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2010 18:52 - United States

Today, I found out that instead of having four wisdom teeth, I have eight. They all have to be removed as soon as possible, which happens to be over the Christmas break. I get to spend my whole vacation in excruciating pain and a swollen face to boot. FML

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By Luke Sparacio - 04/08/2024 10:00 - United States - Cary

Today, I just got back from school with my mouth feeling like a bomb site, and also very hungry. I just got my braces installed yesterday, and I have to wear them for 18 months. I can barely eat anything solid, which means I will be hungry more often. It's going to be an awesome 18 months trying to focus on school! FML

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Brace yourself

By Anonymous - 04/04/2023 21:00 - United States - Tempe

Today, my orthodontist thought it would be a good idea to put braces on the teeth in the very back. One bracket popped off twice, after which he shoved a metal band in my mouth onto one of my teeth, cutting my gums, and causing gushing blood. Now, I can’t eat anything unless it’s baby food and I have a lisp. FML

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By Noname - 29/10/2008 10:09 - Slovenia

Today, they finally took my braces off. 7 hours later I fell off my bike and chipped my tooth. FML

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By Albert - 27/08/2012 22:16 - United States - Dover

Today, I went to see my orthodontist. He informed me that I have an underbite and I will probably need braces again. I just had them taken off last year, after five and a half years of oral hell. FML

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I'm fragile, OK?

By Anonymous - 13/09/2023 10:00

Today, I lost a tooth and got my jaw wired shut after my toddler managed to break my jaw by whacking me with a plastic toy. Hello at least 8 weeks of being unable to talk while only eating meals that have been thoroughly blitzed into a liquid form first. FML

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Added flavor

By Toothless - 07/10/2009 05:43 - United States

Today, I was eating ice cream and struggling to chew a particularly hard chunk of chocolate. After finally breaking it into pieces, I spat it out because it tasted terrible. Then I discovered that I was missing my temporary crown. Now I have no upper molar. FML

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By HR - 16/12/2011 21:13 - United States

Today, I had two of my wisdom teeth removed. One side of my face is completely swollen, and the other is normal. I feel like the elephant man. FML

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Bad news

By Ghostrui - 02/04/2023 12:00

Today, the dentist told me I needed to have two of my wisdom teeth on opposite ends of my mouth pulled. I suppose a liquid diet won't be all that bad. FML

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your_ma 27

Saturday 7 July 2012 0:55

Poor love :( I've been exactly where you are right now. Trust me it'll all be worth it when you're finished with your braces and have a beautiful smile!

Desfar 5

Saturday 7 July 2012 0:58

Look on the bright side OP, isn't it better to go through this over a break versus school? At least you don't have that to worry about that at the same time.

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QueenOfAnything 3

Saturday 7 July 2012 2:23

Omg thats gling to happen to me for my winter break too!!!! sux i know

Davick 0

Saturday 7 July 2012 2:28

outch I've been there. raman noodles will be you friend no joke

puddinglover93 3

Tuesday 10 July 2012 8:12

except when you get those noodles stuck in your braces :

jess183xp 1

Saturday 7 July 2012 2:28

As soon as you said winter I knew you were an Aussie :)

knight0748 5

Saturday 7 July 2012 4:11

Or south America?

Ins0mau 20

Saturday 7 July 2012 10:28

No, you guys aren't as cool as us. :-p

wehn92 10

Saturday 7 July 2012 2:37

Omg I'm from Las Vegas and its summer, I never knew Australia was winter right now ...

pandalover69 26

Saturday 7 July 2012 3:00

well like I said in a different post, I'm from Texas and I've known about this most of my life. Moron.

wehn92 10

Sunday 8 July 2012 2:31

Well asshole I don't know shit about Australia, nor has it ever entered my interest

spittinGMINT 3

Saturday 7 July 2012 2:41

Winter break in Aussie territory huh? Cuz it's 100 n NC!!!!! FML

devandanae 11

Saturday 7 July 2012 8:00

107 in ok

arsenikCatnip 7

Saturday 7 July 2012 2:53

that sucks i had to get 10 removed to get braces but that included all 4 of my wisdom teeth

GermanKat 1

Saturday 7 July 2012 2:55

Actually Christ was probably born in september. The date was just moved to be on the same day as a heathenish holiday

sumbum95 15

Saturday 7 July 2012 3:07

Been there done that, its hell. Its funny because all the people in elementary school and middle school made fun of my smile so when I got my braces off freshman year they all got braces and they need them even after high school so it pays off. :)) Think of the brighter side. :)) People always give me compliments now. :)) Eat mashed potatoes. :)