Miscellaneous: Today, I had horrible pains in my stomach area so I went to the...

By blehh - 14/04/2009 20:40 - United States

Today, I had horrible pains in my stomach area so I went to the doctors. They couldn't find anything wrong and sent me to the Emergency Room for X-rays. After spending the entire day in the hospital, they tell me I'm slightly constipated. I had to pay $400 to find out I had to take a shit. FML

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By romoangel - 21/04/2020 05:00

Today, I felt a very sharp pain, like my appendix was going to burst. After going to the doctor, I was rushed to the hospital to get tests done. The doctors later told me there's nothing wrong, I was just constipated. I went to the hospital for them to basically tell me I'm full of shit. FML

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By fulloshit - 28/11/2010 02:17 - United States

Today, I woke up with extreme stomach pains. After being rushed to the hospital and having numerous tests performed, I was told my intestines were over-stretched with stool. I'm essentially so full of shit it hurts. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2018 07:00 - United States - Fort Collins

Today, I cracked my back while pooping at work. It was so bad I had to go to the hospital and get carried out of the toilet by paramedics. A $4,000 bill later, my coworkers will not shut up about how funny it is. FML

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By middleagednurse - 04/10/2017 23:37

Today, I spent 5 hours in the emergency room for what I thought was heavy bloody diarrhea. After having various implements and doctors' fingers shoved up my ass, it turns out I was only shitting out the family-sized bag of red spicy cheese curls I had eaten for lunch. FML

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By CrappyLuck - 04/08/2011 02:43 - United States

Today, I took my 8 month-old to Urgent Care due to extreme constipation. I spent $25 for my son to poop on me the second the doctor had me remove his diaper. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2022 22:00

Today, my son was up at 3:00 am crying due to excruciatingly severe pain in his groin. I took him to the ER. After nine hours consisting of two different hospitals, an ambulance ride, a CAT scan, an ultrasound, and possible appendicitis, the surgeon finally said he was just constipated. FML

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By CantPoop - 13/07/2018 08:00 - United States - Springdale

Today, I was telling my wife how being told to drink water all day when you're not even thirsty is "such a scam". Suddenly, I felt an excruciating pain in my abdomen. The ER had to give me IV fluids because I was so constipated from dehydration. The bill was over $2000. FML

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I've known for ages

By Crap - 28/01/2010 05:01 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor for horrible stomach pains. He said I had an abnormal amount of stool in me, and that I'd need to flush it out. I called my mom and told her what happened, to which she responded, "I always knew you were full of shit, I didn't need a doctor to tell me that." FML

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By poururheartout - 27/07/2018 20:30

Today, I went to the ER as I have an ulcer and I was exhibiting signs of a perforation. This is when the gorgeous doctor told me he had to stick his finger up my butt to check for rectal bleeding. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2015 15:42 - Belgium

Today, what started with me forcing a shit a little too hard ended up with me being rushed to the hospital with appendicitis. FML

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Lobster_fml 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 1:52

That's your fault. Wouldn't you know that you are constipated?

craigahh 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 2:04

That's why you should live in Canada.

Comments

Ohnoitslindsay 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 2:54

Way to overreact about minor pains. This actually makes me a tiny (tiny tiny tiny) bit glad we don't have free healthcare in the US. Think of all the hypochondriacs!

HyperFlirt 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 3:02

Oh jeez, I know exactly the cramps you're talking about! I've had them before, but fortunately (for me) I just ignored them. Sucks for you though, so sorry!

pushinglimits_fml 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 2:58

YES! this is great

kissothis 6

Wednesday 15 April 2009 2:59

look at how close the "i agree, your life is f***ed" vs. "YDI."

KaiUmi 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 3:01

Stomach pains can be real serious. Better to spend $400 to find out you're alright than to find out you have to spend more for serious medication/surgery. Eat more whole wheat bread. :D

ronnie8701 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 3:09

well YDI for living in America and having to deal with that health-care system. Come live in Canada and you'd get that for free!

1010155 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 3:08

wow you're a real hardass.

i_like_chicks 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 3:15

WOW it never ceases to surprise how stupid some people are. if i get sick all of a sudden i google it before i see anyone o.O

Osakhomen 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 3:10

Would you have rathered it been cancer? Or something deadly? I'm sure a lot of people wished their stomach pains was just constipation.

nomadxx7 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 3:22

Eh I got this one beat. I went to the doctors because I thought I had appendicitis. I was having trouble standing and terrible pain in the area where my appendix was. I went to the doctor's office and got a pretty hot doctor. Needless to say she didn't really know what was wrong but was going to check if I was constipated or something along that nature. She stuck her finger up my ass and at the same time I farted. Talk about embarassing... so yeah, I think I got your million dollar shit beat.