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By Prego my ego - 23/07/2009 17:39 - France

Today, I had my first date with this guy I really like, who came to pick me up. Once I got into his car, my uncle comes out of the house and yells "Remember, pregnant girls aren't allowed to drink." FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2012 05:32 - United States

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2010 23:41 - United States

Today, I was supposed to be going on my first date with a guy I really liked. He never showed up. I just found out my dad was outside washing the car when my date showed up. He told him he didn't have a daughter and to never show up on his driveway again. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2009 20:15 - Canada

Today, I was getting ready for my first date with a boy I really like when my dad insisted on meeting him. My dad is super protective and a cop. He cleaned his gun in front of my date and made it clear he had to be careful with me. My date started to cry when we got to the car. FML

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It's a match!

By Noname - 30/01/2009 22:08 - United States

Today, I went out to eat with my aunt and uncle, I barely looked at the male waiter because I'm a shy person. Then my uncle said, "YOU SHOULD TAKE OUT MY NIECE! She's never dated in her life." I'm 19 and my matchmaker is my uncle. FML

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By mothtal - 03/06/2012 16:13 - Bulgaria

Today, my boyfriend picked me up to take me on a date. Just as we were about to drive away, my dad ran out of the house in his underwear and started yelling that he'd kill my boyfriend if I wasn't back home within the hour. FML

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By cdestarac - 10/01/2012 06:07 - United States

Today, I met my fiancé's parents for the first time. The only problem was that I was highly intoxicated. FML

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By lonerboner - 03/10/2012 13:47 - United States

Today, I went on a date to the movies with this guy I kinda like. When he was driving me home, he asked me to be his girlfriend; I said I couldn’t because it was really bad timing. He kicked me out of the car, called me an asshole, and made me walk home. FML

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By fridgemylifee - 13/08/2015 17:39 - United States

Today, I had a first date with a guy I met online. And his mom. FML

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By firstdategoals - 08/06/2015 03:35 - United States

Today, I went on my very first date. We went out to eat dinner and everything went great! Afterwards, I went to drop him back off at his house. I backed out of his driveway and got stuck in a ditch. His dad had to come out and tow me out. So that's how I met my boyfriend's parents. FML

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By Anon - 04/08/2011 08:30 - United States

Today, the guy I've had the biggest crush on came to my house to pick me up for our first date. As we were leaving, my father screams out "Do you still have diarrhea?" I don't have diarrhea. My dad thinks he's so funny. FML

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anarkistsdream 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 23:08

If you really ARE pregnant, the guy you are dating should know...

SnifflyMiscreant 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 23:24

Maybe the uncle was just trying to scare the guy she was going on the date with. That's actually something that my dad would do...... haha

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amandawins 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 23:49

CLEARLY she isn't pregnant. Her uncle was just trying to make the guy she was with freak out.

Jaywin 3

Friday 24 July 2009 2:51

Look at the username - Prego my ego. It's quite possible she is pregnant and didn't tell the guy because it was their first date.

Soreeyeah 17

Saturday 1 October 2011 18:03

Good point!

it_doesnt_mader 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 23:51

i moderated this one!

RESTAREA 0

Friday 24 July 2009 0:03

...o.o So did I xD

chinolatino 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 23:59

You've got a smart uncle you know.

sportsnut 0

Friday 24 July 2009 0:19

soooo, does that make you pregnant or is that supposed to a message about not getting pregnant? Or was your uncle just trying to make the situation as awkward as possible...because that would be AWESOME

rockonCB4 0

Friday 24 July 2009 0:22

Well... you should have specified in the FML is you're knocked up or not.. YDI if you are, YLS if you're not.

ninety3 0

Friday 24 July 2009 0:28

Your uncle is awesome- definitely going to use that one on my children.

ZombieKnickers_fml 8

Friday 24 July 2009 0:38

Haha I'm going to use it too! Your uncle is a genius.

Indiana_fml 4

Friday 24 July 2009 14:30

Me too! This is just a brilliant way to scare a date off! :)

Hugorgy 0

Friday 24 July 2009 0:39

It kind of reminds me of a Dane Cook joke about **** blockers/twat swatters. The one phrase you can't have roll off your shoulders: "How's your AIDS?"