By Prego my ego - 23/07/2009 17:39 - France

Today, I had my first date with this guy I really like, who came to pick me up. Once I got into his car, my uncle comes out of the house and yells "Remember, pregnant girls aren't allowed to drink." FML
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anarkistsdream 0

If you really ARE pregnant, the guy you are dating should know...

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SnifflyMiscreant 0

Maybe the uncle was just trying to scare the guy she was going on the date with. That's actually something that my dad would do...... haha

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flyingtoasters 0

Seriously? Guys, OP never said she was. Her uncle was trying to be funny and probably trying to remind her that sex can lead to babies... And responsible people dont drink while pregnant. Even if she was, thats not really first date conversation. Dont get me wrong, if the dating started to lead to something serious, she should talk to him but in my experience, FIRST dates are hardly anything to base relationships off of.

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genius_man16 0

I want to know if you are preggers or not, that would make commenting so much easier...

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ihatestupidppl 0

Hey, whether she's pregnant or not, the uncle has a point. He should come over to my town with a car and bullhorn and yell that piece of advice to the hoodrats who think a bun in the oven shouldn't interfere with their habit of "sippin 40s" =

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SAJ1111 0

LOL Im def going to use this on my daughter. Thats HILARIOUS. My dad would do that to me. I dont think shes pregnant, Her uncle was saying that to scare the date away and I betcha it worked ;)

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Jaywin 3

Look at the username - Prego my ego. It's quite possible she is pregnant and didn't tell the guy because it was their first date.

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ihatestupidppl 0

It's still possible she isn't. "Preggo my eggo" is a quote from that godawful movie, Juno. *Waits to get flamed by the "Juno is the greatest movie ever created" community*

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Jaywin 3

So she set her username to something about being pregnant and makes an FML where someone calls her pregnant and she's not pregnant? She had enough space left in her FML to say "I'm not pregnant" at the end of the FML for clarification but she didn't. I think the FML here is she liked this new guy and her uncle dropped the bomb on him too soon that she was keeping secret for the time being.

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ihatestupidppl 0

Personally, I agree with you on what the FML actually was. I was just pointing out that if she isn't, she could just be quoting the movie for irony's sake. For some reason whenever there's a discussion involving teenage pregnancy at all, that damn movie comes up.

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darkmis1 17

i dont think shes pregnant-her uncle was just warning her that if she got pregnant, she couldnt drink, otherwise, it wouldnt be a fml

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kewlz323 0

well, if you want to pursue a relationship with this boy he might notice the baby bump down the road....

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intotheblue 0

If the OP was pregnant, she deserves it for prowling for men while being pregnant by someone else (aka being slutty). If she wasn't, I'm not sure what the uncle meant. Was he trying to make the guy think she was pregnant, and thus not date her? Or was he saying -if- she got pregnant, she couldn't drink, thus making her think twice about having sex? I dunno... this is weird.

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trulyinsane 0

intotheblue has it nailed. you just skipped the part about her uncle being a genius and her being too stupid to explain her uncle was kidding to her date.

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kira822_fml 0

If you're pregnant, YDI. But most likely your not and your uncle is a weirdo. Sorry about that. Maybe he was remindin you you can't drink if your new bf gets you pregnant.

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