Miscellaneous: Today, I had my high school reunion. The nerdy guy that I picked...

By karmasabitch - 17/05/2009 20:16 - United States

Today, I had my high school reunion. The nerdy guy that I picked on all 4 years had married a Swedish supermodel, then divorced her for a Brazilian supermodel. My girlfriend works at 7-11. Karma sucks. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 992

You deserved it 312 919

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2015 20:45 - United States - Fair Haven

Today, we had a school reunion. The guy who bullied me throughout my high school career is now rich and married. I'm broke and single, and he specifically came up to me to point it out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 056

You deserved it 2 237

Humblebrag High

By danny - 23/05/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, I went to my high school reunion. I've had a huge glow up since then, and I noticed plenty of women who never spoke to me at the time trying to hit it off with me. It seems the partners of some of those women got jealous and started pressing me. Now I'm getting bullied for being hot? FML

I agree, your life sucks 420

You deserved it 137

Judgmental much?

By Steven - 03/09/2019 12:00 - United Kingdom - Llanelli

Today, at a supermarket, I ran into a girl I knew in high school. She had two kids with her and they were buying school supplies. My cart was full of beer and snacks. After a chat, she left, not before saying, "I hope things get better for you." I have a job and a girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 655

You deserved it 264

By Anonymous - 31/07/2010 15:03 - United States

Today, I was meeting my husband's old friends at his 20 year high school reunion. He introduced me as his 'friend from work' to his ex girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 3 749

Love is hell

By singlepringle - 07/04/2021 01:57 - United States

Today, I was having a chuckle at the girl who used to torment me since she’s on her fourth marriage. Then I realized she’s gotten four handsome, rich men to marry her, while I’m still hopelessly single and haven’t had a boyfriend since high school. FML

I agree, your life sucks 941

You deserved it 365

Run for the hills!

By kringr - 06/06/2011 00:52 - United States

Today, I went to my high school reunion. I was super excited to see what everyone had done in their lives. The nerdy guy I bullied is now a U.S. Marine and already has two deployments in Afghanistan under his belt. He looked at me in his dress blues and said, "I remember you." FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 252

You deserved it 135 184

Stuck

By PizzaBoySwag - 04/06/2011 09:36 - United States

Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend from high school at the exact pizza shop we met at where I worked in high school. She broke it off with me after she caught me cheating with her best friend. These days, she's a lawyer who makes six figures a year. I still work at the same pizza shop. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 306

You deserved it 125 970

By justwantsomeillusionofjustice - 14/08/2017 07:00 - United States - Klamath Falls

Today, I stumbled across my school bully on Facebook. She's a successful business owner and engaged to be married. I can't land a job and am hopelessly single. The b***h that served as the catalyst for my depression and suffered no repercussions is getting married on my birthday. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 120

You deserved it 727

By ugly - 03/09/2012 08:17 - United States

Today, I attended my 10-year high school reunion. My ex-husband's new wife showed up in the same dress as mine. I guess both the dress and my ex-husband look better on her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 233

You deserved it 2 603

What a coinkydink

By Anonymous - 06/12/2020 22:02 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his best friend. Who just so happened to be the guy who made my high school years a living hell. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 105

You deserved it 86

Ami8919 0

Monday 18 May 2009 1:47

YDI. I dont even need to say anything more than that.

VioletStrange 0

Monday 18 May 2009 1:48

YDIIIIIIII. man, didn't bill gates say something like this once - 'don't pick on nerds, you'll probably end up working for one'?

Comments

demons0108 0

Monday 18 May 2009 10:41

....at least you have a girlfriend? But seriously, FYL Hahaha @ you. Don't be a bully. Oh wait...too late for you :)

lookfirst 0

Monday 18 May 2009 10:41

I personally don't see the issue, but it seems to be pissing you off. Which I'd say is the last you deserve. Oh, and I hope your girlfriend sees this and realises exactly how much you think of her.

legs_etc_ 0

Monday 18 May 2009 10:42

Do you expect sympathy?

prttyyngthng 0

Monday 18 May 2009 10:53

You must not have seen "Revenge of the Nerds" while you were picking on him. Tsk, tsk, tsk...

Millybug 0

Monday 18 May 2009 10:54

Don't screw with us geeks. Not only do we become your boss, but women start seeing superficial douche bags like you aren't worth the time, and settle down with the real men. karma is glorious.

hustler123 0

Monday 18 May 2009 10:56

haha # 139

csigabajnok 0

Monday 18 May 2009 10:59

http://pbfcomics.com/?cid=PBF151-b.jpg this says it all, folks! :)

f_my_life88 0

Monday 18 May 2009 11:00

Brazilian girls are the hottest thing to ever walk this planet... props to the guy

Anderling 32

Monday 18 May 2009 11:10

People who post stuff like this on FML piss me off. This isn't a FML, this is karma. Period. If you pick on people, then sooner or later, it's going to bite you in the ass. Yet you still have the guts to believe your life sucks? I hope that someday, I can be like the boy/man you picked on rather than a stupid, selfish idiot like you.

amsilent 0

Monday 18 May 2009 11:12

yeah, that's what you get for being a ******* douchebag. someone should make a site called, "i'm a douchebag and this is why" then you can post in it. i hope he ridiculed you at the reunion, like "heeeey, OMG its you, the ******* ********. how like me now? you want a ferrari? cause i can give them away like hot cakes, wait. SIKE. no, you're probably too ******* dumb to drive stick." rofl. douchebag.