Work: Today, I had organised to go for an all day fishing trip, but...

By Anonymous - 17/05/2009 11:32 - United Kingdom

Today, I had organised to go for an all day fishing trip, but had forgotten to book a day off. I called my boss and told him that I had to stay with my mum in hospital after a car crash that she had last night. He called me a liar and fired me. Turns out my mum is having an affair with my boss. FML

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By JoeyTheJedi - 18/10/2016 00:31 - United States - Batesville

Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's been a death in the family, then abruptly hangs up. I speed home, to find my mother holding the tiny corpse of a fish that she got 2 weeks ago. I got fired for being late to work. FML

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By fired - 13/05/2014 14:29 - United States - Millis

Today, my boss fired me after chewing me out for the horrible date he had with my mother. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2021 22:01

Today, my sister called me at work and told me our elderly mom had passed away. I dropped everything and rushed home, to find out she was fine, and that my sister was just pranking me. When I explained this to my boss, he accused me of lying to get out of work, and I was fired. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2010 00:22 - United States

Today, I was fired from my job. Why? Because my boss has been dating my newly divorced mother, and he didn't want family get-togethers to be "awkward." FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2016 01:36 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was driving to work and I got a text from my girlfriend. She said she was breaking up with me. I was a little heartbroken, but I had to get on with my day. I got to work and my boss fired me. Turns out, my boss and girlfriend have been having an affair and she told him to fire me. FML

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By mermaidkeels - 18/06/2016 08:51 - United States

Today, after getting fired, I went home only to find my boss sitting my living room. Apparently, he and my mom had been dating for months and he felt compelled to let me go because it was a "conflict of interest". FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2012 05:41 - United States - Garden Grove

Today, my boss fired me because he wants to start dating my mother and apparently doesn't want it to be "awkward." FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2017 01:30

Today, my boss left early, so I decided to take an extended break and run home. I found my wife in bed with my boss. I got fired for leaving work. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/09/2010 21:00 - United States

Today, I got fired for taking time off to see my sister in the hospital after she got in a car accident. Before I got fired, I found out my boss took time off because her horoscope said she should. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2017 14:00

Today, I was enjoying my first vacation day in 2 years. My boss then called me to come in, saying it was an emergency. I got to work and got fired. Yes, my boss made me come in just to fire me. FML

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artykat 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 16:04

Well, at least you can go on the fishing trip now.

0hh_snap 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 16:05

Ha, I would demand my job back or I'd screw up the affair.

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peoc 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 18:35

YDI. Maybe mama can 'persuade' your boss to let you work again?

ZuraLasgeon 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 18:39

lol Gotta love how everyone here is acting all high and mighty, as if they've never lied to get out of work or school or anything. Bitches. My fiance once called my roommates work to get him back home so he could go to a hockey game with him and the boys. He told them that I was in the hospital, and he needed to come ASAP. Big flippin deal.

kfnnnp 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 18:44

#3, calm down. Everyone lies. And it is his business if his mum and dad are still together. Anything that affects your life is your business, and your mum having an affair that could lead to your parents splitting up definitely falls into that category.

dol567 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 18:50

YDI for saying something like that! Just call sick

raged_fml 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 19:01

what's up with all the mom fml's?

Zaggytiddies 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 19:22

Like everyone else said tell the bastards wife.

i_am_tiff_21 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 19:24

You should have just called in sick. I did that once when I went to a Pussycat Dolls concert.

eastmanwolf 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 19:25

You kind of deserve it for lying at all but I didn't give you a YDI because everyone lies once in a while and well, usually get away with it unlike you did. You couldn't have seen that coming.

Dusa_fml 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 19:33

Why didn't you just say you had the flu and were worried that it might be swine flu so you'd like to stay home for the day to see if it was just a 24 hour thing?