By Anonymous - 06/06/2011 23:20 - United States

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Today, I had sex with a Juggalo. FML
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kwt2007 2

hope you used protection

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dudeitsdanny 9

Umm.. Well, here's the solution: Don't. You obviously wanted to have sex with him, otherwise it would be an entirely different FML. You ARE capable of deciding who to screw.. If you're desperate enough to have sex with a juggalo, when you obviously dislike that, then that's your fault. Get a vibrator, or stop doing whoever comes along.

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RyanX92 0

well this has just turned into a juggalo and juggaho anonymous page lol

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chosha_fml 26

I do know the real meaning of juggalo, but am laughing because it sounds like you're saying 'gigalo' with a New Zealand accent. :)

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Riddles66 0

F**K all y'all!! MMFCL4L! Whoop Whoop!!

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Alerana 2

what`s wrong with it? =) you had sex, that`s good! =)

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calebh124 0

**** you bitch! Most juggalos aren't bad people the fake ass posers who are in it just because it's brutal give us all a bad name. It's all about family and brotherhood if you'd take time to learn instead of being ignorant and asinine you might find some decent people. The sadder thing is that you choose to be that way, the juggalo you slept with should be saying FML for sleeping with such an ignorant bitch instead of you saying it

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alexFYL 11

"just because it's brutal give us all a bad name." "**** you bitch!" " if you'd take time to learn instead of being ignorant and asinine" "such an ignorant bitch" Keep fightin' for the cause, buddy.

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tyler907 10

there's nothing brutal about ICP, perceived or otherwise. and the only ones giving it a bad name are the two fatasses who started the whole thing.

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Cef0317 0

I am a female juggalo annnnd seeing this kinda pissed me off...

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chelseybella 10

right?!? **** them though! much wcl! whoop whoop, 'lette!

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tyler907 10

****... I am truly sorry to hear that.

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fgwrxfiend 11

juggalo, For the most part, an uneducated, pathetic excuse for a human being who listens to the group ICP who are bold enough to actually consider themselves musicians. People you see wearing "hatchet-man" accesories. They should not be allowed to reproduce, because that is too cruel to future generations. ICP isn't rap, it isn't metal, it isn't rap/metal, and it isn't horrorpop. There is only one way to properly categorize ICP; unnecessarily and unartfully offensive and obnoxious noise.

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cola1462 0

umm i know this might sound strange but whats a juggalo?

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immegan 6

what is a juggalo? let me think for a second....oh, he getts buttnaked! and he walks through the streets winking at freaks with a 2liter stuck in hes but cheeks! lol couldnt help myself:)

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