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By Anonymous - 06/06/2011 23:20 - United States

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Today, I had sex with a Juggalo. FML

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kwt2007 2

Tuesday 7 June 2011 8:49

hope you used protection

dudeitsdanny 9

Tuesday 7 June 2011 8:54

Umm.. Well, here's the solution: Don't. You obviously wanted to have sex with him, otherwise it would be an entirely different FML. You ARE capable of deciding who to screw.. If you're desperate enough to have sex with a juggalo, when you obviously dislike that, then that's your fault. Get a vibrator, or stop doing whoever comes along.

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brutal757_fml 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 23:09

Why in the world would you bring yourself that low? I'd rather have to mastrubate for the rest of my life than to do that abomination.

bleh95 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 23:19

hahaha i'm a lette and i litterally busted up laughing when i saw this....haters just waste to much time dissing people they don't even really know...damn i can't wait to tell my lo bout this XD

hatchet27 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 23:33

nothing wrong with juggalos! did you find out before or after the sex?

seanjuro 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 23:39

I think it's spelled jigallo

manson74012 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 23:57

I'm not the biggest icp fan but I still see what u mean. everyone is just so damn judgemental

MarinesLover 2

Wednesday 8 June 2011 0:10

my bfs a juggalo and a marine....theres nothing wrong with them...

2008Spectra 0

Wednesday 8 June 2011 0:21

And you felt the need to share this why? A juggalo is a male who listens to Insane Clown Posse.

ofernando84 4

Wednesday 8 June 2011 0:32

That makes you a jugga-ho

ogdensn 0

Wednesday 8 June 2011 0:34

wat is a juggalo well he ain't a phony he'll walk up an bust a nut in ya macaroni lol, u stupid my best friend is a juggao and the nicest person I've ever met and he ain't fake like everyone els in highskewl him and all my juggalos speak the truth and they got each others backs no matter what. It was your fault you were stupid and decided to have sex in the first place, I feel bad for the poor guy who nailed you

SexiAli7201 0

Wednesday 8 June 2011 0:52

Its not that bad...its actually quite fun...become a lette and it will be better

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