Love: Today, I had the cops called on me because I accidentally texted...

By Joe - 25/02/2009 19:05 - United States

Today, I had the cops called on me because I accidentally texted "I'm going to kill you and use your head as hood ornament" to my ex-fiancé, instead of my best friend. I only texted that because he got a better grade on an exam than me. Now I have a court date. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2011 04:05 - United States

Today, I had a major falling out with my best friend. Angry, I sent a short text message to him explaining how I felt. I soon noticed I'd accidentally texted "I'm going to fucking kill you, asshole." to my boss instead. I'm still waiting on a reply. FML

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You deserved it 40 415

Tell me the reason

By who knows - 05/02/2020 14:00 - United States - Mankato

Today, someone took my phone away. Why? Because I was texting my ex-boyfriend who cheated on me with one of my friends. FML

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You deserved it 3 445

By in big trouble - 23/08/2014 12:28 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I had an argument with my boss and tried to text a friend about it. I accidentally texted my boss instead. FML

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You deserved it 25 976

Call the cops

By Anonymous - 16/10/2023 09:00

Today, my ex friend turned half the school against me, saying I stole and damaged her phone, both lies. Things escalated and she threatened to jump me if I didn't apologize. I apologized but now she's making me pay money for something I didn't do, and I'm seriously considering a restraining order. FML

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You deserved it 177

By jakeson12 - 24/11/2012 00:38 - United Kingdom - Dundee

Today, my "friend" thought it'd be absolutely hilarious to use my phone to text my girlfriend, bragging that I'd found a new "slampiece" and that she's "fukcin dumpd". Now I'm single, her dad keeps making threatening calls to me, and nobody will even listen to my side of the story. FML

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You deserved it 3 539

By anon - 28/04/2012 14:31 - United States - Washougal

Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML

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You deserved it 91 174

Freudian slip

By Anonymous - 24/02/2023 14:00

Today, I accidentally sent a text message meant for my best friend to my boss. The text was about how much I hated my job and my boss's constant micromanagement. FML

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You deserved it 1 055

With friends like these…

By Anonymous - 19/11/2022 06:00 - United States

Today, my ex hit me up out of the blue, so I texted our mutual friend to tell them what had happened. The friend then told my ex and he got mad, ending with him texting me, “Pop quiz: When’s the last time you took a shower?” FML

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You deserved it 242

Caveman behaviour

By Anonymous - 02/11/2022 04:00

Today, I tried to win back my ex by fighting her current boyfriend. He kicked my ass. Now I have a broken jaw and a court date. FML

I agree, your life sucks 150

You deserved it 2 434

By jillie minaj - 09/07/2012 21:06 - United States

Today, I'm accused of vandalizing a cop car during a night of partying, and in so doing, violating my parole. While talking with my lawyer, who I spent all my savings on, I said he could hire better than his hideous secretary. Turns out she's his wife. I think I'm now more screwed than ever. FML

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You deserved it 61 258

genius_man16 0

Wednesday 25 February 2009 23:16

So, this seems to be a common "FML" theme, but how in the hell do you 'accidentally' text someone? Maybe my phone is just awesome, but i find it quite impossible to text the wrong person... >.>

haygurlhay 0

Wednesday 25 February 2009 23:13

Ouch. Bad idea.

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bigrederin 0

Friday 27 February 2009 19:50

Why the hell do you still have your EX FIANCE'S phone number in your cell phone? And I know people posted reasons why above, but how the ever-loving **** do you accidentally text someone? I've been texting for 6 years, and I've NEVER texted the wrong person. It's called proofreading.

Curcolio_fml 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 3:31

No, what's scary is the 16652 a**h***s who voted YDI. All should go see therapists if they're scared of a text message from someone they know. Bande de paranos XD Unless the author used to beat his fiancée everynight...

Zic_fml 7

Saturday 28 February 2009 18:08

WOW, that could cost you a lot! What a paranoid ex-fiance... but you have broken up so...:)

thizizjulee 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 2:57

That was a metal as **** text.

nxkftw 0

Friday 13 March 2009 23:12

STUPID THING TO SAY TO ANY ONE.

carly546 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 4:38

why would u still have his # in the first place...?

Mr_Trumpet 0

Friday 24 April 2009 4:38

*Favorited*

sherylg12 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 13:48

This sorta thing does happen to me a lot. I'm really good at memorizing phone numbers and most of the time i don't even use my phonebook. This actually happened to me last night when i saw my ex with a girl. Subconsciously i was a bit hurt.. u know the usual feelings and i wanted to text my sister. but it turned out i texted him instead .. and funnily enough he replied with this smiley :P dunno what the hell it was suposed to mean but anyway.. u rly have to be unlucky huh. Felt humiliated afterwards.