By Joe - 25/02/2009 19:05 - United States

Today, I had the cops called on me because I accidentally texted "I'm going to kill you and use your head as hood ornament" to my ex-fiancé, instead of my best friend. I only texted that because he got a better grade on an exam than me. Now I have a court date. FML
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genius_man16 0

So, this seems to be a common "FML" theme, but how in the hell do you 'accidentally' text someone? Maybe my phone is just awesome, but i find it quite impossible to text the wrong person... >.>

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simplysilver 0

THIS IS MY FAVORITE FML

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drka 0

that blows. but your insult was hella threatening, so i understand her need to call the cops.. still sucks but im using that threat on somebody fo sho

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skallagrim 0

I just have to say, despite the unfortunate mix-up, best threat ever.

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PTERONOPHOBIA 0

To the person who said it's a fake because of how you don't get a court date on the day of your offense... if you haven't noticed, ALL entries start with "today." I doubt all of them actually happened "today." ;)

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arms_akimbo 0

Why is your ex-fiance's number even on your phone.

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Baby_Bop 0

the threat is the funniest thing ever !!! I laughed out loud in class

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me_me_fml 0

LOL Kind of thing that would happen to me

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Bibico_fml 0

Gee, this one doesn't sound made up at all. Okay, it does.

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