By Joe - 25/02/2009 19:05 - United States

Today, I had the cops called on me because I accidentally texted "I'm going to kill you and use your head as hood ornament" to my ex-fiancé, instead of my best friend. I only texted that because he got a better grade on an exam than me. Now I have a court date. FML
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genius_man16 0

So, this seems to be a common "FML" theme, but how in the hell do you 'accidentally' text someone? Maybe my phone is just awesome, but i find it quite impossible to text the wrong person... >.>

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A_4rP 0

Today, my ex-fiancée texted me. She wrote: "I'm going to kill you and use your head as a hood ornament." FML.

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Khalavaster 0

YDI. Dont phones let u see who ur txtin before and after you write the message?Fail.

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tangerine_12 0

ahaha that sounds like something i would say to my best friend as a joke. i mean just random to see what they would say.

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loquita_fml 0

Being a kid sure is a hell of a lot harder growing up these days. When I was a kid we had these things called JOKES, that no one really made a big deal out of. Well, we didn't have cell phones either.

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booger_butt1234 0

JANNKKKKKKKK!

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guestxxx 0

He still might have the number if they had a kid together and the only way for him to see his kid is for him to call her to set up a time/day.

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