By Joe - 25/02/2009 19:05 - United States

Today, I had the cops called on me because I accidentally texted "I'm going to kill you and use your head as hood ornament" to my ex-fiancé, instead of my best friend. I only texted that because he got a better grade on an exam than me. Now I have a court date. FML
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genius_man16 0

So, this seems to be a common "FML" theme, but how in the hell do you 'accidentally' text someone? Maybe my phone is just awesome, but i find it quite impossible to text the wrong person... >.>

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LoSnacks 9

That threat was epic! I'm stealing and using it:)

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lolli_12 6

Awkward moment when you have a date with an ex

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sorainu 18

As a smartphone user, I've had experiences where I will usually text the same person and always assume their conversation is open in the messages app. Sometimes that's not the case. I've said "I love you" to the wrong person 3 times. All being the same guy.

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TheLynx_fml 20

You sound like a fun person (no sarcasm)

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ladibelbonilla 6

Why do you still have your "ex-finances" number?

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Thunderballs 9

Fiancé? How old are you

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Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20

HOW TO PROPERLY TEXT SOMEONE 101: Step 1 - 100: Make sure that you'retexting the correct person. Step 101 - 200: Make sure your text doesn't say something that could be misunderstood that easily

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lucasj2345 7

I don't believe people when they say they texted the wrong person.

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