By Joe - 25/02/2009 19:05 - United States

Today, I had the cops called on me because I accidentally texted "I'm going to kill you and use your head as hood ornament" to my ex-fiancé, instead of my best friend. I only texted that because he got a better grade on an exam than me. Now I have a court date. FML
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genius_man16 0

So, this seems to be a common "FML" theme, but how in the hell do you 'accidentally' text someone? Maybe my phone is just awesome, but i find it quite impossible to text the wrong person... >.>

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DizzyDaydreams 1

His best friend and ex-fiancee must have similar names. Ex: Danni (girl) Danny (boy)

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melissa333jade 3

dw i sed that i was going to kill my mum today too :/ shes not happy about it she calls me an evil childd but theres no court date at least fyl

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CoolKids96 0

how do I message people on FML?

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AJRENO 0

I would be scared as hell if that happened.

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AaliyahMorgan143 5

You shouldn't even send that to your best friend. YDI

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kalynnepointer 7

You probably should have deleted their number out of your phone when they became your ex.

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drayloon 50

You're in school and you already have an ex-fiance?

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