Love: Today, I had the cops called on me because I accidentally texted...

By Joe - 25/02/2009 19:05 - United States

Today, I had the cops called on me because I accidentally texted "I'm going to kill you and use your head as hood ornament" to my ex-fiancé, instead of my best friend. I only texted that because he got a better grade on an exam than me. Now I have a court date. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2011 04:05 - United States

Today, I had a major falling out with my best friend. Angry, I sent a short text message to him explaining how I felt. I soon noticed I'd accidentally texted "I'm going to fucking kill you, asshole." to my boss instead. I'm still waiting on a reply. FML

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Tell me the reason

By who knows - 05/02/2020 14:00 - United States - Mankato

Today, someone took my phone away. Why? Because I was texting my ex-boyfriend who cheated on me with one of my friends. FML

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By in big trouble - 23/08/2014 12:28 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I had an argument with my boss and tried to text a friend about it. I accidentally texted my boss instead. FML

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Call the cops

By Anonymous - 16/10/2023 09:00

Today, my ex friend turned half the school against me, saying I stole and damaged her phone, both lies. Things escalated and she threatened to jump me if I didn't apologize. I apologized but now she's making me pay money for something I didn't do, and I'm seriously considering a restraining order. FML

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By jakeson12 - 24/11/2012 00:38 - United Kingdom - Dundee

Today, my "friend" thought it'd be absolutely hilarious to use my phone to text my girlfriend, bragging that I'd found a new "slampiece" and that she's "fukcin dumpd". Now I'm single, her dad keeps making threatening calls to me, and nobody will even listen to my side of the story. FML

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By anon - 28/04/2012 14:31 - United States - Washougal

Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML

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Freudian slip

By Anonymous - 24/02/2023 14:00

Today, I accidentally sent a text message meant for my best friend to my boss. The text was about how much I hated my job and my boss's constant micromanagement. FML

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With friends like these…

By Anonymous - 19/11/2022 06:00 - United States

Today, my ex hit me up out of the blue, so I texted our mutual friend to tell them what had happened. The friend then told my ex and he got mad, ending with him texting me, “Pop quiz: When’s the last time you took a shower?” FML

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Caveman behaviour

By Anonymous - 02/11/2022 04:00

Today, I tried to win back my ex by fighting her current boyfriend. He kicked my ass. Now I have a broken jaw and a court date. FML

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By jillie minaj - 09/07/2012 21:06 - United States

Today, I'm accused of vandalizing a cop car during a night of partying, and in so doing, violating my parole. While talking with my lawyer, who I spent all my savings on, I said he could hire better than his hideous secretary. Turns out she's his wife. I think I'm now more screwed than ever. FML

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genius_man16 0

Wednesday 25 February 2009 23:16

So, this seems to be a common "FML" theme, but how in the hell do you 'accidentally' text someone? Maybe my phone is just awesome, but i find it quite impossible to text the wrong person... >.>

haygurlhay 0

Wednesday 25 February 2009 23:13

Ouch. Bad idea.

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know_your_role 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 0:21

your fault for being engaged before finishing school

luckyyyme 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 0:22

#13 you missed a key piece of information. It was intended for the friend, but sent to the ex-fiance.

afroshinizzle 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 0:39

O_o like wowww.... that really sucks. I hope you don't get in trouble. That would suck even more

virgin4life 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 0:44

hahahahahaahaha whatever it will make a good story for years to come!

uh_oh 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 0:46

#26 Like someone already said, we don't know the context of the breakup. Maybe things got violent, maybe the ex-fiance just want to mess with the guy's life. Totally possible

CaptainCrunch_fml 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 0:51

#13If you're going to comment on something, at least read the whole thing PROPERLY. It says he texted his ex-fiance. #16 All of the FML's say Today,...But a lot of them don't actually happen "today." They only post your FML if you start it with Today,...and end it with FML. #25 He was just kidding with his friend, or you know...tried to. Getting a better grade on a test doesn't prove that someone is smarter than someone else either. People are naturally competitive, moron.