By Swabidizop - 18/05/2015 20:40 - United States - Greeley

Today, I had the most rancid fart. My dog woke up from his nap and bit me as punishment. FML
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hafyyyy 17

i guess he isnt sleeping when youre around anymore.

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vikky538 28

After reading this FML i believe you have the monster fart

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core01 30

Dogs love rancid. he probably thought you had died, and he was finally getting to fulfill his dream of a nice bit o' master to munch on.

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nkrueg 7

That is called the ol roles reverse. payback is a bitch.

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hmrhoades 18

That sounds hilarious. I only say this because my parents have 3 small dogs who always make me laugh. I can see one of them doing that. If we tease them, they'll run up, bite us and run to my mom to hide.....I'm sorry if it hurt ?

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hmrhoades 18

That ? Was supposed to be a sad face

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chef4money 12

My 2 dogs are brats too. They start shit and then run and cuddle someone else so that they seem like the innocent ones.

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kristen5286 12

Maybe he thought you'd died and was checking to see if you were alive

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Spankydamonkey 2

it could have been he thought you were dead and decided it was time to eat you.

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chef4money 12

Damn dogs act like their shit doesn't stink. My yorkie will get up, growl at me and move across the bed giving me the evil eye the whole time. My doxi will start excitedly digging at the covers like he is trying to find the surprise that just suddenly appeared.

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RealSuperSand 21

Next time your dog has an awful dog fart, do the same to him. You gotta be pack leader.

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