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By ven980 - 04/09/2013 07:00 - United States - Muskogee

Today, I had to bail my brother out of jail after he punched a convenience store clerk in the face for running out of Cheetos. FML
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ven980 10

Hey OP here. I just wanted to add a little detail to this story. My brother had just come from a bachelor party and was very drunk so he called me for a ride. He punched the clerk because he was rude to us and yes I did leave him there overnight

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xlord 27

The clerk was probably rude because he has to deal with drunk assholes every single night for a piss poor low wage.....

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MissWhitneyB 17

You should have left him there for him acting stupid!

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jw90 18

I would have left him there. Maybe teach him a lesson or two on humility.

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fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

You shouldn't have bailed him out right away but leave spend a night in jail to teach him a lesson. What an immature idiot your brother is. Reminds me of that crazy lady who attached the staff of McDonald because they wouldn't serve her McNuggets at 10.30.

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LtBoom 13

All I got out of that was some crazy lady attached Ronald McDonald's staff in someone's McNugget for $10.30.

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DanielleinDC 33

No, it's that she couldn't get McNuggets at 10:30 a.m. In some parts of the world they use a period instead of a colon to indicate the division between hours and minutes.

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RedPillSucks 31

and probably attacked, instead of attached.

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DocBastard 38

He did that over some Cheetos? What a ******* idiot! What kind of moron does that over CHEETOS? Now Oreos I could understand...

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aintlifeapain 21

Dunking oreos with kids rubbing off on you Doc? :)

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beeferjay 34

no cheetos? at a convenience store? them is fightin words

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AGB10 19

I hope this isn't the same brother that caught his sisters hair on fire with the Cheetos...

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zelf_fml 11

I can see why you bailed him out, imagine what he'd do to you if you didn't!!

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lukeyhoward79236 17

If anyone, he should have punched the stock check manager for not doing their job properly. Do not pass checkout, do not collect 200 Cheetos

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