By ven980 - 04/09/2013 07:00 - United States - Muskogee

Today, I had to bail my brother out of jail after he punched a convenience store clerk in the face for running out of Cheetos. FML
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ven980 10

Hey OP here. I just wanted to add a little detail to this story. My brother had just come from a bachelor party and was very drunk so he called me for a ride. He punched the clerk because he was rude to us and yes I did leave him there overnight

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xlord 27

The clerk was probably rude because he has to deal with drunk assholes every single night for a piss poor low wage.....

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MissWhitneyB 17

You should have left him there for him acting stupid!

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DWynter 11

Sorry, YDI. You did not "have" to ball him out.

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dinagdotphoto 13

I kinda wonder how old the said brother is.. I understand he's old enough to go to jail, but unless he's 22-32 years old, there might be other factors art work. Teenage hormones or midlife crisis..who knows. Of course its no excuse anyway.

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1dvs_bstd 41

I'd return the favor by punching the ************ square in the face... what's wrong with some ******* people?

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aria78 19

I'm sorry but I have to ask.... What the hell kinda store runs out of cheetos?!?!

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chris4u2nv5 19

Listen, when you gotta have'em, you gotta have'em!!!!!

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heyheynow 12

maybe he was gonna snort the cheetos like in family guy.....

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auro7 18

What would he have done for a klondike bar?

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jgriff79 23

He wanted to find his cheesy side.

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