By ven980 - 04/09/2013 07:00 - United States - Muskogee

Today, I had to bail my brother out of jail after he punched a convenience store clerk in the face for running out of Cheetos. FML
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ven980 10

Hey OP here. I just wanted to add a little detail to this story. My brother had just come from a bachelor party and was very drunk so he called me for a ride. He punched the clerk because he was rude to us and yes I did leave him there overnight

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xlord 27

The clerk was probably rude because he has to deal with drunk assholes every single night for a piss poor low wage.....

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MissWhitneyB 17

You should have left him there for him acting stupid!

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gracehi 31

You didn't HAVE to bail him out of jail. You actually did him a disservice. Now the next tome he wants to punch somebody he'll do it, because he knows you'll bail him out.

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blackwidowtaco 31

You should have just left him there for a couple of days or more op. Bailing him out this soon, he will not learn anything from what he did to the poor clerk.

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Beepbeep7 14

Op YDI for bailing his stupid ass out.If anything he should have been left overnight.Hopefully with several large lonely men..

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katydid91 31

Alright, I'll admit there are times I need a Cheetos fix but I'm not that desperate. I feel for you OP.

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Yakostovian 18

YDI because you bailed him out. This doesn't even affect you until you freed him.

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Wakachulak 22

This wouldn't be the same brother that set his sister's hair on fire?

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KhrystallDaBest 15

Cant blame him. Cheetos are good. What kind? That matters.

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mangobbler 11

#35 You didn't really understand that #34 was doing a joke, did you?

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RedPillSucks 31

Well, if you can get the joke to bend over, you unzip your pants, and ...

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mangobbler 11

I am sorry, but "had"? Your brother screws up, he has to pay his dues. You should have left him there so he learned a lesson.

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miura_fml 17

I seriously wouldn't have bailed him out if he was my brother.

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