By ~__~ - 20/03/2015 21:23

Today, I had to bail my drunk dad out of jail after he beat the shit out of a mime artist. All he had to say on the matter was "Fucking bastard was playing mind games." and that he'd beat him up again if he could. FML
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Codezlol 21

Your dad needs to mime his own business

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michaelaranda 28

Sorry about all the trouble op. Hopefully your dad will pay you back the bail and will be appreciative for your help. Everyone makes mistakes when theyre drunk. Not an excuse or justification.

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buckdharma 37

Sounds like there was a wall between them, and he roped your dad into this. He should have thought outside the box and waited till he had enough rope to hang himself.

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Weiss_Schnee 14

Now you say you 'had' to bail your dad out... You didn't technically have to...

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Delsanity 13

I really dont like mimes or clowns

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ontheFLY4 25

I wish there was a choice to vote for "the mime deserved it".

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potionowl 25

I wish I could give this more than one thumbs up.

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talicaroxi 25

I can see his point. They creep me out.

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MissBehavin77 18

Mimes are creepy, I can't blame the guy too much. Still sucks you had to deal with it though.

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thenielsens 12

Hahaha one hell of a story down the road that's for sure!

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abNormal62 23

I'd to say I'm speechless but I'm afraid your dad would hit me

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abbylouise_x3 7

Mind Games - Palisades : YouTube it

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blackonblight 32

Mind Games, The Stingers (Jem) YouTube it while you're over there.

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abbylouise_x3 7

Always open to new music

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