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By Lauren - 20/08/2012 03:53 - United States - New Market

Today, I had to bail on yet another date with an awesome guy. Every time I make a date, my hateful mother slips laxatives into my food so I'm glued to the shitter until 2am. This is the fourth time. FML
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giantsfan2010 23

Don't tell her?

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myth454 2

You haven't caught on yet? Just don't eat the food.

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lhamil64_fml 5

Why don't you eat out somewhere then? Surely she can't but then in your food if you're eating in a restaurant.

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underguarded 20

Maybe not accept food or drink from your mother that day?

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littlekellilee 45

Why not balance it out with Imodium? Likely not very good for your body, but you'll at least be able to go on the date.

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cmb8280 24

Umm, stop eating what she gives you and fix your own damn food.

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mrnuleef 7

Your mom is the ultimate troll. And you are the ultimate (easiest) target.

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OhhIrony 6

"Where are you going?! To another date?" "No, to the doctors because I think I may have Bowel disorder. Thanks Mom." "Oh." Problem solved :3

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86ed 4

Hmm...eat food on the date and not before? Fool you once, shame on you. Fool you four times...you're an idiot.

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yourdevilmaybeme 0

Spike that bi1¢h€š food and drink with enough laxative and ipecac to kill a dog and see how she likes it!!

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