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Make ur own food and drinks.... Don't except any thing she gives you?
*accept. Otherwise very sound advice!
It's about time for you to not let your mother know when you will be going out on a date. Either you do that, or avoid eating food and drinking stuff on the day of your date.
First of all, you could probably get her into some trouble with the law for what she's doing if you chose to. You may want to consider that. If you don't want to go that route, then just don't tell her you're going on a date until you're about to leave, and don't eat anything she makes, either. Tell her you're not hungry or something, and then when she's out of the room, make your own food, or eat something like a granola bar that she can't put laxatives in.
Ok - if you know she does it why eat what is prepared by her for you? You must not really want to go on these date subconsciously!
Then don't eat the food your mom makes you?
Cook your own food.
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Don't tell her?
You haven't caught on yet? Just don't eat the food.