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Here's an idea: stop eating her good before a date.
Don't tell her you have a date. Don't eat with her before a date. Don't trust her to behave like a decent human being. It's not rocket science. And if this is the 4th time, then maybe YDi. Though no-one deserves a mother like that.
Move out & stop telling her anything
She admitted to doing this? Wow! Stop eating before your date! Are you one of those girls that eats before a date,so that when on said date they eat just a Salad?
When she ets the food on the table when she is not looking give her yours and u take hers
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Don't tell her?
You haven't caught on yet? Just don't eat the food.