By Roy Lawson - 26/06/2014 00:19 - United States - Brea

Today, I had to bite the bullet and finally buy maternity pants. Problem is, I'm not pregnant and I'm a 25-year-old man. FML
I agree, your life sucks 39 750
You deserved it 25 269

Same thing different taste

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thinking you should lose some weight...

JMichael 25

Go the gym if you're not satisfied with your weight

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facestealer234 2

y would u want to do something like tht ur ******* stupid

well they are comfortable, but hopefully this motivates you to work out :)

So you could just buy bigger sizes in men's pants....or lose weight

Bit the burger*, just kidding and by the way it seems I'd recommend you go to the gym or do more exercise

Interesting. I wonder if there would be almost 2 times the FYL to YDI is OP was a woman.

miyaviichan 27

Just my advice, from someone who had never (ever, I'm serious) lost weight before in their life. Walk uphill. Walk until you want to die. Walk until you think you might collapse (you won't, your body tries to make you stop waaaaayy before that point.) Keep bottled water on you and pour it on yourself in case you feel too hot. Best places for it are on your face, arms, and neck. If you start seeing black spots you know you're doing it right. But take a break at that point lol. People are afraid of pushing their bodies, but once you struggle through immense pain, you get stronger for it. This all might seem a bit harsh but man, you drop weight FAST. Also drink lots of water! (Sorry about this stupid-long comment.)

Not stupid-long at all... Bruce Lee said some shit along those lines. Simply put, weight affects health, if health isn't of any concern, then don't worry about your weight, if it is, then you should.

Going for a jog is cheaper than maternity pants bro