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By ven980 - 01/06/2011 21:21 - United States

Today, I had to blow up an air mattress using only my lungs. After nearly passing out from lack of oxygen, I realized there was a hole in it. FML
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By Anonymous - 26/04/2025 00:00 - United States

Today, my office building had a surprise fire drill. As I rushed to exit, I realized that I’d put on a shirt that was way too tight. It felt like it was practically cutting off my circulation, and I couldn’t breathe too well. I tried to suck in my stomach but almost passed out in the process. I spent the rest of the drill struggling with my shirt while people gave me weird looks. FML
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FruityLoooons 8

Why would you even...?

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lifecontroller 2

Guys guys, dont be so hard. Its really hard to tell if there is a hole in a blow up matress!

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SapphireSympathy 7

I know there was a hole in it but... other than that air mattresses are hard as shit to blow up, trust me, I was stupid enough to try... It must've been made with balloons

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alltimekyle 6

*Facepalm*...

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jagedlion 0

You actually pass out from a lack of CO2, not oxygen. Just a fun fact.

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geeksaresexy 18

No, you pass out from lack of O2 in the brain. The lack of CO2 causes constriction of the blood vessels to the brain but ultimately it's lack of oxygen that causes you to pass out

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CharlieJames13 0

That happened to me when I was playing with my kittens

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vde_fml 15

You did not had lack of oxigen, you hyperventilated that's all.

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epullley 1

dang bro next time check?

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