By ven980 - 01/06/2011 21:21 - United States

Today, I had to blow up an air mattress using only my lungs. After nearly passing out from lack of oxygen, I realized there was a hole in it. FML
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FruityLoooons 8

Why would you even...?

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LilaBear 1

What was it, a double bed? I've blown up a single mattress tons of times, even when I was a kid.

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geeksaresexy 18

It's not much harder to blow up a double tbh. Getting it started is frustrating because it looks like you're getting nowhere for ages which is probably how OP didn't notice there was a hole in it.

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LilaBear 1

have you ever seen an airbed with a hole in it before? Air beds normally get very very little holes, and you can't hear the air coming out unless you stick your ear right against the hole. It's not like letting a balloon down.

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perdix 29

Air mattress? Nice try! We all know you were trying to inflate your girlfriend for some hot sex, and we all know how she got the hole punched in her, needle dick. You must always use a water-based lube when ******* polymeric girlfriends...or so I've heard.

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SwaggerMelon 6

That's what she said.

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rhpsfan9 10

took you that long to realize that the mattress had a hole?

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hatepineapple 14

Duct Tape it mate.

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khaya 9

Don't be ashamed we all know it was a blow up doll. Let's just not get into why there was a hole.

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doubleodoggy 0

That's what SHE said!

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