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By ven980 - 01/06/2011 21:21 - United States

Today, I had to blow up an air mattress using only my lungs. After nearly passing out from lack of oxygen, I realized there was a hole in it. FML
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This is not a drill

By Anonymous - 26/04/2025 00:00 - United States

Today, my office building had a surprise fire drill. As I rushed to exit, I realized that I’d put on a shirt that was way too tight. It felt like it was practically cutting off my circulation, and I couldn’t breathe too well. I tried to suck in my stomach but almost passed out in the process. I spent the rest of the drill struggling with my shirt while people gave me weird looks. FML
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FruityLoooons 8

Why would you even...?

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dreamering 16

Hey, if you want to blow things with your mouth, try your boyfriend dick. For everything else is the pump (not the MasterCard) If you literally want to blow up things, then try some TNT or C4.

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Carpy 8

not funny but you get an F for EFFort

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hthelittleone 10

who the hell said she had a boyfriend??

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dreamering 16

43- It's too complicated to understand it. 31- A beer would be more appreciated.

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dreamering 16

57- Who said she don't have one? PS. I wrote the same comment a while ago, but I don't know where it's gone. If someone finds it please let me know because I'm extremely worry.

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IceyJustin 1

Apparently your lungs are weak and needed some work anyways.

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Kawboy 1

I would say you suck but from the looks of things, you don't. Better get a patch or the floor it is!

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kut19 6

how did you not notice that in all that time blowing your guts out (giggity), the air mattress was not inflating?

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LilaBear 1

clearly, you don't use air mattresses much. The holes you get in air mattresses are usually very, very little and let air out SLOWLY. Much slower than you blow it up. So it will inflate as you blow it up, but then it will go down slowly. If you want an example, get a pin and poke a hole in a balloon. Go and stick the balloon under a tap and fill it up. The balloon will still fill with water, but once you turn the tap off and you'll see the water trickling out the pin hole.

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geeksaresexy 18

It takes forever for an air bed to look like it's filling up especially if it's a double. For example, if you could pump one up with an electric pump in 6mins the first 2mins or so would look like nothing was happening. So blowing one up on lung power alone it might take a while to realise the air is escaping.

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allmidnighteyes 10

lack of oxygen? Where were you inflating it? On Venus?

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DakotaCat 4

But everyone can get a pump

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ElZamo 0

That sucks!!! something similar happened to me but with a blow up raft 

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