By Anonymous - 04/10/2012 18:10 - United States - Omaha

Today, I had to buy groceries while suffering horrible morning sickness. My nausea magnified as I stood in line behind an obese lady wearing a tank top and tiny short shorts. I lost everything in my stomach when she stuck her hand down her shorts and started scratching at her ass-crack. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 328
You deserved it 2 373

Same thing different taste

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alexhaz64 4

I don't think anyone would blame you for that, morning sickness or not...

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olpally 32

People like her should have to go through an application process before wearing those types of clothes... She'd be denied for just about everything...

SApprentice 34

You're so cruel to do that to us, Noor. I'll never again be able to eat anything from a store without staring at it in horror. I already can't touch door handles and stair rails, now I'm going to be using hand sanitizer every time I touch my cereal box. *runs off to scrub produce*

JaneDoexD 8

Reminds me of the time I was in third grade I was sick And didn't feel to good so I was standing outside when this girl came up to me and said hi I threw up lol the timing is what made itxD

booboo2464 3

Ok, I'll bite. Who the hell is honey boo boo?

Honey Boo Boo is a 6yr. old girl with a T.V. series. Her family makes hillbillies look prim and proper Her mom is disgusting with her 3-4 chins that have dirt encrusted in them. Her father has less facial expressions than Kristen Stewart and always had dip running off his lip

internetqueen 1

-Insert Cleveland here- "oh that's just nasteh"

And that is why you don't go to Wal-Mart :) just a guess that's where you were

Gnarly. they should make wal-mart more pregnant woman friendly huh?

Oh dear lord. The nightmares. *shudder*

olpally 32

Yes noor!! Another vomit orgy... I'm still trying to clean myself up after that last fml... Damn you!! Lol *vomits*

perdix 29

I know that Wal*Mart has the best prices, but during your pregnancy, you may want to break open the bank and shop at those pretentious snobatoria for ex-hippies like Whole Foods or Trader Joe's. After you have the baby, you'll have to slum it with the losers at Wally World.