By Anonymous - 09/04/2011 18:37 - United States

Today, I had to call AAA because not only did I lock my keys in the car, I also locked in my toddlers. FML
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Lorysa 11

Yikes! I hope it's not too warm where you are. : ( At least it turned out okay.

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RunnerDudeTyler 0

Why did you dial "111" on the phone? That is not a legitimate mother, now go help your kids!

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perdix 29

You probably need to call AA as well, because this sounds like something a drunk would do. The first step is admitting you have a problem.

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Miss_Blonde 1

Its a very common thing to happen, I don't think the mother should be blamed for it...

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Avenged7Gabe 0

uh no it is not a very common thing, if it does happen then you are a very terrible parent

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A7X_LoVeee 10

Common thing? LOLNOPE.

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TheDrifter 23

Your children just aren't evil enough. We used to lock my stepmother out of the car all the time.

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jordanprodigy023 0

Yea that's what they all say OP

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skadoosh52 0

how do u manage to do sutn like dat lmao

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RebelSoccer94 0

How do you manage to belittle the English language so effectively be saying something like "sutn"?

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SirEBC 7

Yo, 52, your sentence doesn't make sense. Go back to shoving your dick up your ass when someone says something ignorant about mental illnesses.

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RedPillSucks 31

Other than using "be" instead of "by", what do you find that's so wrong with his sentence?

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Niki0308 0

YDI for being a bad parent. I read about this once and it sounds a little fake.

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ScreamoxD 0

Couldn't you just tell your toddlers to unlock the door?

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gobling 1

they were probably still in their baby seats and couldn't reach

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