By Anonymous - 06/08/2009 06:13 - Australia

Today, I had to call poison control because my idiot son swallowed a bunch of baking soda to "make a volcano in his tummy." FML
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DirtyDiana_fml 0

woah only 1 comment? but idiot is harsh.

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mehwhateverr 0

How is calling her son an idiot humorous? You know, if he's young enough to think a volcano would start in his tummy from swallowing baking soda, then you should NOT be calling him an idiot. YDI. Also, as said above me, where the **** was his idiot mother?

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Allord 0

TAHTS WHAT WEMEN GET WHO HAVE CHILDRENS

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mzmaverickd 7

YDI for failing as a parent and leaving him alone while aware that you have failed as a parent. Your "idiot son" sounds young and if you left him alone within reach of it, YDI.

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Sturmeh 0

Hopefully he also stupidly forgot the vinegar.

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eeee93757 0

Bad apples don't fall too far from the tree..

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lowcapacityx 0

UM! Why so mean jellybean? That's totally not nice to call your son that.

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ish_happens223 0

what a shitty mom to call your kid an idiot, especially when it's probably a younger kid for referring to his stomach as 'tummy' so way to go, Looser Mom to the Rescue...

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