By Anonymous - 06/08/2009 06:13 - Australia

Today, I had to call poison control because my idiot son swallowed a bunch of baking soda to "make a volcano in his tummy." FML
I agree, your life sucks 54 399
You deserved it 17 297

Same thing different taste

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DirtyDiana_fml 0

woah only 1 comment? but idiot is harsh.

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Idiot son? Don't you mean bad parant? Any parent or responsible adult knows to keep dangerous materials and chemicals out of reach of children, you should have had that stuff in a high cupboard or in a locked shed. He could have died and you call him an idiot because you never taught him what was dangerous, I mean wow!

ummm, no, you cant die because of ingesting baking soda, unless you have some metabolic/respiratory disturbances

Parents who call their children "idiots" should get some parenting books.

YDI for calling your son an idiot.

shinyred 0

Your son isn't an idiot. He understands that baking soda has that kind of reaction but since he's little (I'm assuming this based off of the use of the word tummy) he doesn't fully understand. This is perfectly normal! Kids get into things, my brother ate poisonous mushrooms from the yard, I ate a bottle of baby apsrine and we are not idiots! So cut your kid some slack because he is just being a normal kid who actually sounds intelligent for his reasoning behind consuming baking soda.

#23, You're the idiot here, you're hardly literate.

palmtrees 1

Seriously, if you are able to call your own flesh and blood "idiot" just because he did something like that, YOU are an even bigger idiot. Wtf? I doubt you've never done anything during your childhood. And be a better parent to that kid, you moron.

thedonkeh 0

yea! i agree with #30. not cool, man :/

sireen 0

you're calling him an idiot but.... where the he'll were you when this happened?

blunt? Oh come on. Are you saying that australians arn't as 'polite' as americans? bullshit! Ok then, what would you call your child if they ate baking soda. Unless your a freaking saint i doubt you would be calm with them.

Well.. you know what they say about the apple never falling very far from the tree. ;-)