By Anonymous - 06/08/2009 06:13 - Australia

Today, I had to call poison control because my idiot son swallowed a bunch of baking soda to "make a volcano in his tummy." FML
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DirtyDiana_fml 0

woah only 1 comment? but idiot is harsh.

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Bedford_Sparkz 0

One the kid doesnt know what hes doing because not many kids do that... second the mum might have been in the garden or in the living room, i think the kid is 8+ because how would he know that baking powder can make a big fizz, i learned at 9 that that happens, give the woman a break!

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NobodyUKnow 0

IF HIS IDIOT MOTHER WOULD HAVE BEEN WATCHING HIM, MAYBE, JUST MAYBE, HE WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN IN INGESTING THINGS HE'S NOT SUPOSED TO. YDI FOR BEING A SHITTY MOM AND NOT WATCHING YOUR KID!

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saunder 0

yea idiot sons mostly came from idiot parents :P

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acoustichippie06 0

YDI because obviously it's a young kid because only kids under 10 would say tummy and that doesn't make him an idiot. You're the idiot for not teaching your son.

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Ashleigh_85 0

They are from Australia, the word Idiot is thrown around a lot over here.

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timtam24 0

Yeah, but we don't call are family members/ friends idiots unless it's a joke or something. This lady's a bitch and her son probably did it to try and get away from her. YDI

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Ashleigh_85 0

how do you know that this lady is a bitch ?? it is very hard to tell if she was joking or being serious when it is just words on a computer screen.

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BlahBlahBlahpoop 0

ive never heard a mother call her son/daughter an idiot before ever unless they were horrible parents

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aback 4

God, you're a bitch. Did you think kids are born automatically knowing everything?

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jillie_fml 0

If your son is an idiot it can only be your fault, because you're a f'n moron

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triplethreat13 0

your son is not an idiot. he's creative. you're an idiot for calling your young child an idiot.

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adventurepaws 0

What kind of parent calls their child and idiot? seriously. You don't deserve kids if youre going to call them crap like that.

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chels070809 0

As far as I'm concerned, you don't deserve that "idiot" son. Do us all a favor and get your tubes tied. F your poor son's life for having to deal with a mother who would call her own son an idiot. Thank God for Defax.

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