By Anonymous - 06/08/2009 06:13 - Australia

Today, I had to call poison control because my idiot son swallowed a bunch of baking soda to "make a volcano in his tummy." FML
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DirtyDiana_fml 0

woah only 1 comment? but idiot is harsh.

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Bedford_Sparkz 0

Im sure most people here have been called idiots by there mums... whats the big deal

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LemonFairy 0

But most of them are not called that publicly on the internet so that their mother can attempt to achieve some sort of fail!sympathy.

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Just_Spiffy 0

:D I was wondering when someone would actually ask that!

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maisie2 0

This is one of the first stories I've seen from Australia. I'm embarrassed about the manner you speak about your son and what that implies about our country. Have a little respesct for the little person you are molding.

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Gunpar 0

I love all the comments saying that you deserved it for the simple reason that you called him an idiot instead of the actual FML. FYL.

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PurpleHaze23 0

FYL but don't call your son an idiot. He sounds like he's too young to have known any better anyway.

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Marie_Murder 0

holy ****. I would be so pissed if my parent called me an idiot. just saying O.o

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chemist1 0

HA! Did poison control tell you that you did NOT need to call them? HA! Nothing bad would of happened! Just a lot of burps! LOL! FYL

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chocogatto12 3

Not if the kid was young enough. Baking Soda can be really harmful and cause stomach bleeding. Why do you then they tell you to not swallow toothpaste?

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