By Anonymous - 09/10/2015 09:06 - United States - Los Angeles

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Today, I had to choke back tears as my cockslap of a brother brutally mocked me for being a 25-year-old loser who's never been kissed by a girl, while at 14 he's already lost his virginity. FML
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MidnaLink 33

He acts like VASTLY underage sex is something to be proud of.

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Zoldyck 17

It's really not that big of a deal. Not many girls want a player, anyway.

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shinikageWolf 15

Because meaningless STD filled sex is so great?

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DanCastellaneta 17

On the bright side, you're actually gonna live a long life while your fucknut of a brother will probably be one of those 420_YoLO_XxX people who do nothing but be unproductive members of society.

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ThisIsBobNotBill 1

Hmm, I wonder what mom and dad would have to say about that...

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Szaszaspasz 26

He will be choking back tears during STD testing or getting slapped with child support suits.

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GeorgiaBea 28

The fact that he almost made you cry, kinda means you deserve it. Haven't you ever heard of a hooker?

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rowan721 1

Yet another example of what's wrong with people today. Wonder what happened to waiting and not rushing into things....teenage pregnancy is on the rise and it's because of little assholes and society belittling those who choose to wait

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thecrazymancan 17

I hope your brother realizes that he can be arrested for child molesting. :/

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Ninjerman 7

The joke's on him OP. He now has nothing special to share with his future wife.

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pinkiepink 15

i rather be a virgin than a pregnant *****. ignore him.

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