By Anonymous - 13/12/2011 20:26 - United States

Today, I had to convince my girlfriend that, no matter how much she makes herself burp, she won't lose any weight. She still doesn't understand why. FML
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bargarlm 2

So she thinks she's full of air? That makes sense, sounds like she's an airhead....

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jePomme 0

That's kind of sad, OP.

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sassypenguinxox 15

Someone's been watching a bit too much willy wonka

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Hookahlover16 2

Ignore it and remember how precious sex is . .

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hyden121 2

Sounds like you have a real winner there. Hopefully she is better at other things...

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swtlldrms 9

My cousin works at an eating disorder clinic and there are quite a few people who log how often they pass gas because supposedly passing gas can burn up to 3cals a day...maybe by the time she's 90 she will have passed enough and lost a pound? lol

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TB1_fml 14

If she spends enough time burping, perhaps she will have less time for eating?

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