By Anonymous - 10/07/2012 16:06 - United States

Today, I had to drive the guy I've been seeing for the past few months to the emergency room. So that he could witness the birth of his newest child. FML
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vbmg152 18

You've been seeing him for months & you didn't know he was going to be a father? You gotta ask more questions when you meet a guy!

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99megster 15

"newest" child? Does that mean he has more than one? O.o

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KingCeltic77 18

I would have told him to kiss my ass.

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olpally 32

And you can take him right to the emergency room after you bash his head in for being a lying, dirty bastard... Fyl... These fmls are so sad lately... Why can't anyone tell the truth anymore? :(

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olpally 32

Oops.. I mis-read it... He's already heading there, she should bash his head in before they get there is what I meant... Ahh **** it, idk what I'm talking about anymore *goes and starts drinking a beer*

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littlem91 29

You want FMLs about how awesome peoples' lives are? To many variables to determine if this is an fml or ydi. If he was cheating on/with you and you didn't know and are pregnant by him yourself, major fml. If you were cheating with him knowing he was with another woman who was pregnant, ydi. There's half a dozen likely scenarios inbetween though.

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annie_nk 22

I'd drop him off and that'd be the last time I'd ever see him.

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AzzieC 12

I wouldn't of even did that I wud of sure and handed him the bus schedule

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tamakimyas 0

Only hoes date guys with kids already, #dumbcunt

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perdix 29

Wow, you drove while you were in labor? You are really tough, and your boyfriend is a true wimp. Let's hope your child inherits the strength gene from your side:D

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StrangeDuckling 9

I think she meant she drove him to see the birth of his child that his EX was having... But I get what you are thinking... I could EASILY sound that way.

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KiddNYC1O 20

A shooting sarcasm. Did you see it, 31?

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StrangeDuckling 9

I wasn't using Sarcasm. I was correcting an honest mistake, and then said I understood how they drew the conclusion they did. If you are saying that I am using Sarcasm because that is what YOU usually do, well, whatever floats your boat! ^_^

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ManInTheMachine 19

Good God, the idiocy is strong in this one. In case you missed it StrangeDuckling, I'm talking about you. KiddNYC10 was talking about perdix's sarcasm, not yours. Either you're a narcissist or you're really that stupid.

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StrangeDuckling 9

ManInTheMachine, If you were paying attention, I said that I understood what the commenter was saying. The person then commented on ME, asking if I had REALLY seen/understood what they were talking about, or if I was just being sarcastic and SAYING that I saw. So, if you read them correctly, then you would understand. --The "idiocy" is strong with you...--

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StrangeDuckling 9

P.S: If you read the original comment, it was a genuine mistake. Read it how it's supposed to be read, not how you would say it.

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Mearemoi 14

I dunno about you, 46 (well, I do, but whatever), but 34 was talking about perdix's sarcasm - not yours. If YOU read him correctly, then you might understand.

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ManInTheMachine 19

StrangeDuckling-No. As I said, the "shooting sarcasm" was a jab at you, despite your hate for seriousness, completely missing perdix's sarcasm. But you missed that aswell. How do I know? KiddNYC10 commented THANKING me for getting it. Stop now. Your attempt to save face is failing. Just move on.

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ManInTheMachine 19

P.S. Thumbing up your own comment may make you feel better but it doesn't change the fact that you're wrong.

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StrangeDuckling 9

No, I had already posted the comments before I realized Kidd had posted again. But if you read the comment, my arguement is still valid. It all depends on HOW you read it. Sorry if I sounded rude.

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StrangeDuckling 9

I also wrote that apology comment while you were posting that, not realizing what you had said. Sorry! t( ^_^ ) t

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KiddNYC1O 20

55- Just so we're clear I didn't ask or say you used sarcasm. I don't want to choose sides but Machine is correct.

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Inediblepeaches 15

The Derpy Hooves picture really works well here...

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StrangeDuckling 9

I know, I realized what you said, that is why I apologized. Sorry for exploding...

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ManInTheMachine 19

It's alright. I apologize for the low-blow. Now we can all move on. :)

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thatKidzmOm 10

And perdix is missing thought this whole lovely misunderstanding....would've loved to see HIS reaction to it.

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thatKidzmOm 10

Crap! *through out*

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perdix 29

#80, Sorry, I missed all this because I was at Clothed Zumba class. Gotta keep those moves fresh for the late-night show ;) I wasn't really being sarcastic as much as I was being absurdly literal with my reading of the story. I hope everyone can calm down. I don't like seeing people getting wound around the axle over stuff I write, especially the attempts at humor. Sometimes they work and sometimes . . . not so much.

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thatKidzmOm 10

Is there a Naked Zumba alternative? I'm just curious.....

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unknown_user5566 26

There is, but it's not nearly as much fun as naked Zumba. Boys attend too. Perdix pulls enough foxy ladies so that it isn't weird. ;)

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unknown_user5566 26

Damnit. The FML app is really screwing me over the past two days with double posts, replies showing as comments, and now mismatched profile pictures. Sorry 93- when I wrote my comment a male's photo was showing as yours, so silly me responded as if you were a boy. ... but naked Zumba is still better. ;)

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thatKidzmOm 10

...sounds like something I might have to check out. And no worries, dear. There is a male in my picture. Lol.

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lemonademixer 7

kk, strangeduckling

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taylorzgoines 16

she wasnt the one in labor. it was "the other woman"

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FML_14u2c 14

FYL and YDI because you didn't HAVE TO do anything. This guy sounds like the type that has multiple kids, with multiple women...

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gracehi 31

I would think you would have known that he had a pregnant ex girlfriend or ex wife. I doubt he would have wanted his mistress to take him to the emergency room if he was still with the mother of his child. If that's the case, YDI. You chose to date him. In the unlikely circumstance that all this came as a surprise to you, then yes, FYL. If that were me, I would have driven him there if he needed me to (for the sake of the mother) then left him there.

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kenleybunch 15

She might of known, it still sucks that he has a kid somewhere out there that isn't hers. I'm sure the visitation will be very awkward for her..

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StrangeDuckling 9

Umm, why are you saying she should leave him? I'd understand if he was still with the mother (a.k.a. Cheating) or if she had asked if he had/or was having a child and he lied. But if she knew, knew and forgot, or failed to ask, then that is her fault. She should except it, because you can't put the kid back in!!

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gracehi 31

Except it? It is indeed most exceptional!

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StrangeDuckling 9

Did you even READ my whole comment?! I said IF SHE KNEW/HAD FORGOTTEN/OR DIDN'T ASK... Also, what, I she going to completely hate the baby, if her and the Dad get married, disown it, be the Evil Step Mother? The baby is born, you can't be unborn (you can die, but not unborn)! It can't be put back!

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gracehi 31

Lol! I think you the word you were looking for was "accept," my dear.

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StrangeDuckling 9

Lol-- Yeah, sorry! My mistake! Thanks for pointing that out!! I must sound completely stupid and uneducated right now!! OOPS!

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StrangeDuckling 9

And sorry for exploding, I didn't realize you were teasing (playfully) my word usage. I must sound COMPLETELY ignorant! Sorry again!

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