By Anonymous - 20/08/2013 08:06 - United States - Gig Harbor

Today, I had to endure my girlfriend crying and screaming at me. The reason? I'm not able to please her like the fictional character Christian Grey in 50 Shades of Grey. When she left me, she took all her stuff and left me with copies of the 3 books. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Just remember that 50 Shades of Grey is originally a Twilight fanfiction. You're probably better off without her.

Well, tell her you're even since she's not able to please you like Sasha Grey. :P

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Tell her to go look up "Jenny Reads 50 Shades of Gray" by author Jenny Trout. The author takes apart all three books chapter by chapter (saves you the horror of reading them in the process) and includes legit references to abuse, how absolutely unrealistically stupid the book is and a myriad of other things. Your (ex)-girlfriend will not think of that series the same way again if she goes through that blog. I don't know how any woman can find that to be an example of a relationship they want. Christian Grey is an emotionally, mentally, and physically abusive arsehole that should be locked up in a ward and any guy who mimics him should not be allowed around women.

Good riddance. Christian Grey is an abusive character and a real-life relationship with a man like him would be atrocious. I've read 50 Shades of Grey and was incredibly appalled by how badly the BDSM culture was displayed, by how dull and passive the main character is and how creepy and unsettling the "hunk" is.

ProtectTheVibe 2

why does she have so many copies in the first place?

dude...were you on a show? because the samething happend to the guy in that show! lol

anubisismylife 9

If it helps, 50 Shades of Grey is possibly the most ridiculous book on the planet at this moment.

Sometimes girls like rough kinky sex not to the extreme like 50 shades of grey but just try to be more aggressive girls like that shit.

Doesn't she know those books are fiction?