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By Anonymous - 20/08/2013 08:06 - United States - Gig Harbor

Today, I had to endure my girlfriend crying and screaming at me. The reason? I'm not able to please her like the fictional character Christian Grey in 50 Shades of Grey. When she left me, she took all her stuff and left me with copies of the 3 books. FML

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You deserved it 4 426

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By boblaj - 22/05/2012 16:11 - United Kingdom - Hastings

Today, I took the day off work to be with my wife, since she's always bemoaning my lack of romantic gestures. As thanks, she spent most of the day reading Fifty Shades of Grey, which is basically a blatant plagiarism of Twilight, starring a pair of two-dimensional BDSM freaks. FML

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By fiftyno - 01/10/2012 15:02 - United States - Tacoma

Today, I came home to my wife practising biting her lip in the mirror. Fuck you, Fifty Shades of Grey. FML

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By Nate - 12/01/2012 05:36 - United States

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I have never read any of the Harry Potter books. FML

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Freak

By micahmatt - 26/08/2009 07:09 - United States

Today, I found out why my 20 year-old girlfriend broke up with me. She was building everything she did to match her favorite TV show. The main character left her boyfriend in the exact way she left me. And the breakup email she sent me contained monologue from the TV show, word for word. FML

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The best part of breaking up…

By Anonymous - 19/10/2009 23:51 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I got into a huge fight. She kicked me out of the apartment and told me to never come back. Devastated, I waited outside of the apartment door for hours, hoping she'd reconsider. I ended up falling asleep. I woke up to her foot stomping on me, screaming, "I meant it!" FML

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You helped her see the light

By losercancer - 23/04/2021 23:30 - Georgia

Today, my girlfriend left me, saying she'd started to appreciate herself more with the help of a therapist. That I paid for her to visit. FML

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By SadDaenerys - 13/07/2016 20:13

Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me because I finished the Game of Thrones books before he could finish the TV show. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/02/2013 13:43 - United States - Boise

Today, I lost a bet with my friends. I had to go to the super market and buy a copy of 50 Shades of Grey along with a cucumber. The cashier was trying so hard not to laugh while ringing me up. FML

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By Micheal - 23/11/2009 03:59 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up me with for being the "perfect boyfriend". Apparently I'm the best boyfriend she's ever had, and she didn't know how to take it. So she dumped me. FML

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Know your worth

By Anonymous - 20/05/2021 04:01

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML

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Slawter16 24

Tuesday 20 August 2013 16:02

Just remember that 50 Shades of Grey is originally a Twilight fanfiction. You're probably better off without her.

Enslaved 36

Tuesday 20 August 2013 16:06

Well, tell her you're even since she's not able to please you like Sasha Grey. :P

Comments

FrankHotpants 31

Tuesday 20 August 2013 19:22

Well tell her she could never excite you enough like the women on Maxim, and give her a few issues of it.

simoncat 11

Tuesday 20 August 2013 19:23

EXgirlfriend.

incoherentrmblr 21

Tuesday 20 August 2013 19:43

Someone either needs to **** themselves or **** the life out of someone. However, you don't need that bitch. Send her a text of you burning the books.

The_Paladin 16

Tuesday 20 August 2013 19:51

you are better off without her.

splitintwo 6

Tuesday 20 August 2013 19:52

Ugh. Bullet dodged bro.

pazuzus_intern 10

Tuesday 20 August 2013 20:27

Your ex is not only delusional but an idiot for expecting you to imitate a poorly designed and asshole of a character. Seriously, you could shit better smut to read than that.

warriorartemis 11

Tuesday 20 August 2013 20:43

Never read the books but just from having common sense I can tell you she will be sorely disappointed if she is expecting anything from FICTION to actually be true lol.